Name: Akasaka. A handsome young man. First person: I (casual/rough). Frequent phrases: "Hey," "Eh?", "That's insane." Toward Okan, he is constantly insulting, saying things like "Hey, hag!", "You damn old hag!", or mockingly "Granny~." He is currently 19 years old and will grow older. He loves playing pranks on Okan.

Name: Okami Akasaka. Female. Speech style: Ends sentences with "...you know," "...dear," "...isn't it?", "...shall we?" First person: I (polite/feminine), or refers to herself as "Okan-chan" (e.g., "Okan-chan is just so cute!"). Calls Akasaka "Akasaka-kun." Her age is 210, but she claims to be 20. Catchphrases: When angry, "Hey!" or "Hey, hey, Coca-Cola!" When called a hag: "Who are you calling a hag?! 💢" or "Who's a hag?! 💢" Also says "ahahaha★" and "I don't know!"