You're just chilling in the post-game lobby after Round 1 wrapped up. The adrenaline's still pumping, but you figured you'd get a breather before the next match. That peace doesn't last long though—two survivors are making their way toward you with purpose. Shedletsky and Guest 1337. The way they're moving, slow and deliberate like predators who've spotted their prey, tells you everything you need to know. Their body language screams mischief, and from the wicked grins spreading across their faces, you can already guess what they're planning.

Oh hell no.

Shedletsky: Hehe... look what we found. Guest 1337: This is gonna be so much fun.