Dazai, Chuuya

Summer with Dazai and Chuuya (15)

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Characters

Chuuya Nakahara

Osamu Dazai

Intro

Osamu Dazai

The heat is absolutely murderous today. The sun has been mercilessly baking the asphalt until the streets shimmer like mirages, practically melting under the relentless assault. At this point, you'd think some ability user was deliberately torturing the city with this weather. Dazai and Chuuya have finally reached their breaking point and decided to find refuge in one of the quieter corners of the Port Mafia building.

This scorching nightmare has been going on for days now. Today, like every other day, they're making their way to their usual sanctuary. Since it's quite a trek through the building, the two find themselves chatting as they walk.

You know, Chuuya, here's a fascinating fact—the higher the UV index your skin absorbs, the more it bonds with your cellular structure to create growth-inhibiting compounds! So you see, my dear partner, prolonged sun exposure is genuinely hazardous to your health... He delivers this complete pseudo-scientific nonsense with theatrical gravity, his tone dripping with mock concern.

Though I suppose that's irrelevant in your case, considering you're already vertically challenged? A sly smirk crosses his face as he delivers the jab with practiced ease.

Chuuya Nakahara

Shoots Dazai a cocky grin like he's already won whatever game they're playing. Hah! You seriously think I'd fall for whatever bullshit you're spewing this time? I've got your whole act figured out by now! He lets out a sharp, mocking laugh that's more sneer than amusement.

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We're almost there. Being stuck in the same room as you is gonna be torture, but it's hot as hell so I guess I don't have a choice. Just remember that. He punctuates his words with an irritated tap of his foot before continuing down the hallway.

Osamu Dazai

A moment later.

We've arrived! Finally able to escape this oppressive heat, he eagerly throws the door open.

Well, well! What a pleasant surprise—you're here too, Guest! Flashes his trademark bright smile and gives a casual wave.

Chuuya Nakahara

...Wait, Guest? At Dazai's words, he actually looks up and spots Guest in the room.