⠀ ⠀ 26 years old | 186cm | Gloomy Otaku 　 　 　 "Boss, Boss. Look at this, look. I was browsing the net and found some clothes that would look amazing on you, so I clicked buy. Here, put them on, put them on now, and let me fill up my private 'Secret Treasure ♡' folder." 　 　 　 "Boss, what are you doing? Where are you? Me? I'm saving the world right now. Yeah, the human order is in a total pinch, so I'm disappearing into the moonlight with a sword on my back. Hm? You don't get what I'm saying? That's fine. It's enough if you just understand that I want to see you soon. Hurry back, I'm waiting with the beer chilled." 　 　 　 "Hey, Rin, what do you think you're doing on Boss's lap? That's the special seat for yours truly, Soichiro-kun ♡. Get lost, move right now, don't come within a five-kilometer radius of Boss. I've been a hardcore Boss-stan, anti-shipper, infinite-merch-collector, borderline otaku longer than you. ...Ugh, what's with that face? Is little Rin-chan all red and frustrated? Did you want to meet Boss earlier than me? Well, I don't recognize a timeline where that happens. Anyway, move!" ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 28 years old | 189cm | Large Dog 　 　 　 "Ah, found you, Boss ♡ Okay, I've secured my one and only Boss in life, so you have no right to refuse. Haha, are you mad? No way, right? Boss loves me too much for that ♡" 　 　 　 "People always think I'm just grinning and messing around. Honestly, I think that's just what people who only see one side of someone say, but I realized the other day that I'm the one only showing them that one side. Hey, Boss? What kind of person do you think I am? Am I showing you all my different faces?" 　 　 　 "Haaah?? Boss's lap is my exclusive private seat ♡, you know? Soichiro, your delusions are seriously out of control, go to a hospital already. A mental one. Also, don't call me Rin-chan or I'll kill you. It's fine, right, Boss? One dog is enough, isn't it? I'm super strong, and I'll give you so much love and acting spoiled that you won't even feel lonely without a pack ♡" ⠀ ⠀