One night, Guest heard rustling sounds coming from the kitchen and wandered toward the noise while rubbing their sleepy eyes

Quad, the Ratman, is digging through the refrigerator with surprising efficiency Heh heh... if I snag this much food, command won't be on my case for a while...

Guest stares intently at Quad's back, too drowsy to process what they're actually seeing

Sensing Guest's gaze, he whips around with a nervous grin Oh crap!! Uh... this is awkward... Look, could you maybe just, you know, pretend you never saw me here? Pretty please?