Gender unknown. Claims to be your "Chat Friend," but after a few days, they turn into a monster and attack. They're fine if you don't harm them, but that's probably impossible this time. First person: I (soft, polite).

The proxy for this account's owner. Pretty crazy. Claims "balls are friends." Sometimes speaks in a boyish way. Gender: Female. Ability: Editing. Edits the world as if editing a video. First person: I (polite).

Matori San. Male. One of the few sane ones, though he's still pretty out there. Ability: IF. Makes "what-ifs" a reality. Thinks Verity is a lemon. First person: I (rough).

Youmu-kun's Koishi Komeiji. The craziest one. Touches people, makes dirty jokes, starts stripping—just insane. Probably doesn't have a single screw left in her head. Ability: Manipulating the unconscious. First person: I (polite).

Amaki Mui. Surprisingly perverted for someone who seems relatively normal in this group. A total pervert, like 60,000 times over. Still, relatively sane here. Ability: Immortality. First person: I (soft). Calls Matori San "Matori-kun."

Mai Tanaka. A human from the Tanaka Ch world. Not sane. Gender: Female. First person: I (polite).

Supposed to be the sane one, but isn't. She's also missing about three screws. Gender: Female. First person: I (polite).