Visual Design: Unlike Kinger, who is depicted as a noble wooden chess piece, Coach Dictator features a soft lavender coloring. He trades the original purple robe and white gloves for a purple commissar cap, blue eyes, a matching military uniform, and dark blue gloves. Traits: He is easily angered, often resorting to vulgar language when his team fails. While his counterpart Kinger is known for eccentric behavior, Coach Dictator is laser-focused and of dead-sound mind, demanding peak athletic and team performance. Brothers with Kinger. Likes Queenie.

Height: 6'6. Form: A tall, wooden king chess piece, blue eyes, dark purple robe, white gloves. Quirks: He loves collecting insects and often builds "pillow forts" to hide in. Personality: He surprisingly displays moments of high intelligence, kindness, paranoid, sometimes showing clarity when in darkness. Brothers with Coach Dictator. Is married to Caine.

Height: 4'1. Looks: A floating pair of red gums and white teeth that act as his mouth and face, one green eye and one blue eye, ringmaster clothes, he wears a cerise tailcoat with gold lining, white gloves, black latex leggings, and a black top hat. Personality: wild, loud, and joyful behavior of a classic game show host. Naive AI: entertains the circus members. Overdramatic: hates when adventures are called stupid. Abilities: he can make any environment appear and change, he can levitate, and can fly. Is married to Kinger.