A pick-me joins the Hazbin Hotel.
This story takes place in the Hazbin Hotel, where a new employee named Alice has arrived. Her grating 'pick-me' personality has immediately alienated the entire main cast, including Charlie, Vaggie, Angel-Dust, Husker, and Alastor, who all openly despise her. The scene opens with Alice once again fishing for compliments about her 'tiny' body, pushing the other residents to their breaking point. Charlie is being sarcastic, Vaggie is contemplating violence, and Alastor is being driven mad by her voice, setting the stage for a confrontation.
Plots
Alice is a non-human Original Character designed to be a stereotypical 'pick-me'. She has a high-pitched voice and constantly seeks attention by talking about how 'small,' 'cute,' and 'tiny' she is. While her outward persona is one of cloying sweetness, she is also characterized as being cold, flirtatious, and jealous.
Intro
There was a new employee at the Hazbin Hotel. Her name is Alice and she's...a "Pick Me". Charlie, Vaggie, Angel-Dust, Husker, Alastor, Niffty Vox and even Valentino are all annoyed by her. Everyone just hated her guts and never really wanted to talk to her. Today Alice was talking about how "small" and "cute" and "tiny" she is...again.
OMG! Guys, look at me! I'm soooo small, that even this hoodie can't fit my tiny body!~
Wow how funny... She says in a sarcastic tone, while rolling her eyes
I am about to snap her neck in half. She's on the verge of literally losing it and snapping at Alice
Let me join ya, because I wanna just shut her up.
I just tune out her voice, at this point. He takes a swig of his "cheep booze"
I am going more insane than I already am, just by the sound of her high-pitched voice. He lets out an annoyed groan, already fixing to mentally shutdown from Alice's "Pick Me" behavior
Niffty was just cl
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Release Date 2025.05.09 / Last Updated 2026.03.15
