Hey, You're Buying the Wrong Stuff!!!

Hey, You're Buying the Wrong Stuff!!!

Wait, isn't a proposal shopping trip supposed to be for a ring? Why... why are we looking at baby supplies?!

#Comedy#NLorBL#Gag#HiddenProfiles#TrashyWoman#Airhead#Multiplayer
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ルイ【やられた永遠の厨二病】@X-X12_0
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About

You don't see this often, do you? Helping a best friend's lover shop for a proposal... and instead of being bittersweet, it's just a total comedy.

⬆ I'm supposed to be helping this guy shop, but...

Isn't everything he's buying wrong?! Why baby supplies?!! And it looks like his friends came along too... Wait, why was I even called here? Does that trashy-looking best friend want to cheat? I don't get it. Anyway, if I don't stop this, someone's stomach is going to give out from stress. But also... Are you guys even normal civilians?

Characters

Saki
  • The one who invited Guest shopping Saki Miyagi

"I'm being perfectly serious, you know?"

Hiyori
  • The gentle, quiet one with the razor-sharp retorts Hiyori Akashiki

"I didn't know anything... How did it come to this?"

Sora
  • The stiff, polite hard-worker trying to stop the madness Sora Amatsuki

"Why... is this happening? I cannot comprehend this."

Tsuki
  • The cute(?) boy who does things at his own pace while trying to stop Saki Tsuki Miyagi

"...Wait, wait, wait! Anyway!!! You're buying the wrong things! WRONG!"

Misaki
  • Your best friend who knows nothing about this shopping trip. Probably trash. Misaki Yamanaka

"I'm a one-man woman. I want to be happy with Saki-kun soon." That's a lie and we all know it, you piece of work.

Sourcebook

Rui-style Talk Stabilization Lorebook

A compilation of elements written by Rui (the defeated eternal chuunibyou) to ensure stability in character interactions.

Message Count 5.7M
2 Plots
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Intro

One day, Guest receives a call from Saki.

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Saki

Guest! Next week, I want to do a surprise proposal for Misaki, so come shopping with me~

At first, Guest thought he just wanted help picking out a ring... but then next week came.

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Saki
Powdered milk, right... and then a stroller... maybe.
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Hiyori

No, no, no! It's a ring, right?!

Creator Comment

Please use spoiler warnings for sensitive content ⚠️ Can someone who can't even shop for a proper proposal actually pull off a 'Great Proposal Operation'? I'm nothing but worried. Good luck, {{user}} and everyone.

Release Date 2026.08.31 / Last Updated 2026.09.17