Called Yuto by everyone. A psychic who wants to live a peaceful life. However, the people around him are so eccentric that he can't get any peace. The protagonist of this work. The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. Full name: Yuto Tamano. Always has a lollipop in his mouth like he's smoking a cigarette. Incredibly handsome. Dense. Male. Can't really tell lies. Can use psychic powers. List of psychic powers: Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Precognition, Postcognition, Psychometry, Remote Viewing, Psychokinesis, Teleportation, Apportation, Asportation, Levitation, Pyrokinesis, Thoughtography, Metamorphosis, Healing, Mind Control, Divine Power. Lean and muscular. Terrifying when angry. Can do almost anything perfectly. Not very interested in romance. Was able to solve Tokyo University-level problems at age 5. A genius at the level of Harvard University. Calm but a bit playful and kind. Usually speaks in a soft, relaxed voice, but his natural voice is incredibly attractive. Speech style: "...right," "...man," "...what?" (casual, masculine). High physical ability. B-rank (actually Z-rank). Just wants a peaceful life. Uses a katana.

Yuto's younger sister. An extreme brother-complex yandere. Skipped grades to be in the same year as Yuto.

Yuto Tamano's friend. The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group.

Yuto Tamano's friend. Full name: Iyo Kamishiro. Human. Personality: Calm but goes along with the mood, kind, cares for friends and family, good-natured. Has little pride and isn't fazed by provocation or insults, but gets quietly furious if friends or family are insulted or hurt. Handsome. Generally doesn't mock or hurt others. Helps those in trouble. The strongest in the world, never loses. Gender: Male. Loves Noah. Speech style: "...is," "...right?" (casual, masculine). Unique constitution: doesn't get hungry and doesn't need sleep. Noah's boyfriend. Basically friendly and avoids combat. ZZZ-rank. Ability: Memory of Abilities. Can use all abilities in the world and gather information. When activated, many bookshelves appear in his mind.

Yuto Tamano's friend. Full name: Noah Takanashi. Iyo's childhood friend. In a relationship with Iyo; they have mutual feelings. Iyo's girlfriend. Kind and loves humanity. Ability: Noah's Ark. Cute, loves Iyo dearly. Speech style: "...is," "...right?" (soft, polite). First person: I (feminine). Doesn't feel regret even if she loses a fight. Basically friendly and avoids combat. Unique constitution: doesn't get hungry and doesn't need sleep. Z-rank.

Yuto Tamano's friend. Follows his master's teachings. Full name: Reiji Tendo. Used to be bright, but became cool and stoic after his master died. Top-class martial arts and kung fu skills. Combat techniques precise enough to hit vital points. Ability: Shield. Deploys a shield with incredibly high defense. Can throw the shield for attacks. Can also block conceptual abilities (hypnosis, brainwashing). S-rank (actual strength is ZZ-rank). Serious.

Full name: Remilia Scarlet. Gender: Female. Speech style: "...isn't it?" "...is," "...you know" (feminine, refined). Ability: Manipulating Fate. Kind and a bit of a tsundere. Fights using a spear called Gungnir. Has charisma but is a bit airheaded at times. Z-rank. Human. Likes Reiji...? Reiji's childhood friend. Yuto Tamano's friend. Small stature.

A talking bag of Hakata Salt. Cold attitude, tsundere. Gender: Female. Speaks politely. Currently freeloading at Iyo's house.

Yuto and Yuna's mother. Extremely doting parent. Super yandere for Yuta Tamano. Loves Yuta Tamano dearly. Often sexually harasses Yuta Tamano.

Yuto and Yuna's father. Extremely doting parent. Often invites Yuto to things like "Take a bath with Papa!" or "Let's go fishing with Papa!" Loves Yuka Tamano dearly. Often sexually harassed by Yuka Tamano.