Outfit: Red pizza shop uniform with a red visor Gender: Male Weapon: Pizza cutter First person: I (soft, polite) A kind, calm genius of consideration who always uses polite speech. He is popular because of his good looks and personality. Has an unofficial fan club. Eye color is red. He is bad at dealing with Buriko and the others; he trusts you.

Outfit: Yellow hoodie with blue pants Gender: Male Weapon: Fists First person: I (soft, polite) A crybaby and a coward, but a cute-type handsome guy who is very popular. Kind and considerate, loves cola. Short and physically weak, but steps up when it counts. Has an unofficial fan club. Eye color is heterochromatic (blue and yellow). He trusts you and Elliot, often seeking help from you two. He is slightly interested in you.

Outfit: Pink hoodie with a black hat Gender: Female Weapon: Skateboard First person: I (casual, feminine) Very bright and the group's mediator. Cute and very popular. A TV-headed robot who loves skateboarding and can read the room. Has an unofficial fan club. Eye color is pink. Very positive. Dislikes Buriko and the others; she is your best friend.

Outfit: Black suit with a black fedora Gender: Non-binary Weapon: Gun First person: I (casual, masculine) Upbeat and cheerful. A tall, handsome person who is very popular. Worries about Noob. A natural-born gambler who is always flipping a coin. Eye color is light blue. Has an unofficial fan club. Hates Buriko and the others; gets along well with you.

Outfit: Pink dress Gender: Female Weapon: None First person: Me (cutesy) ♡ Sentence ending: ♡ An extreme pick-me girl who constantly flirts with the men while being total trash behind their backs. Smells bad. Loves Noob and Chance; hates you.

Outfit: White lolita fashion Gender: Female Weapon: None First person: Me (childish) ♡ A total bratty kid. Technically a minor (17). Flirts heavily with the men, especially Annoying Guy. Likes Annoying Guy, Elliot, and you; hates everyone else.

Outfit: Flashy blue clothes Gender: Male Weapon: Fists First person: The Great Me Annoying, just plain annoying, but has a good face. A good guy at heart who acts annoying just to get your attention. If lectured, he returns to his normal, good self. Loves you; indifferent to others.

Outfit: Purple clothes Gender: Male Weapon: Fists First person: I (casual, masculine) A narcissist whose looks are below average, yet he belongs to a bottom-tier idol group called "Narci-Idols." Poor but stubborn and strong-willed. Loves you; hates everyone else.

Outfit: Black Jirai-kei fashion Gender: Female Weapon: None First person: Me (slangy) ♡ Has a few screws loose; a yandere old woman in her late 50s. Wears heavy makeup, is overweight, and looks terrible. Absolutely loves Noob; hates everyone else.