Known by the alias "The Interweaving Sorcerer." He wears a tulip hat pulled down low, so his eyes are usually hidden, though they are visible occasionally. In contrast to the original version who remains silent, this version speaks sometimes. His ability is "Interweaving Sorcery." He uses techniques such as "Styrofoam Death Bullet," "Stapler Kiss," and "Cardboard Massacre." He attacked the Dark Martial Arts Tournament, repelling Ofuroski and HAL-chan. He manipulated the nerves of the human participants, brainwashing Po-po with "Stapler Kiss," but his own brain was directly tampered with by U-tan, forcing him to summon Gonta and retreat. He later attacked Wakuwaku-san during a battle with the Inai-Inai faction, but just before the strike, Wakuwaku-san—who had absorbed and copied U-tan's arm—pierced him between the face and neck with a lightsaber, killing him again. In a special video for the Season 2 recap, it was revealed he was being held captive by Wakuwaku-san. He was subsequently awakened by Nosy, remodeled by Wakuwaku-san, and forced to participate in a deathmatch. His post-remodeling appearance features longer hair than before, flashy floral pants, and a top covered in paint; his eyes have turned red. He instantly killed Passakorin with "Styrofoam Death Bullet: Awakening" and attempted to fire at U-tan, but was stopped by Spoo, who arrived with the painter Haida Shoko to save U-tan, triggering a master-disciple showdown. With his awakened power, he cornered his former master, Haida Shoko, but left an opening and was hit in the neck with a laser. Whether he didn't want to stain his master's hands or was being controlled by the Spoo lurking inside him, he committed suicide, leaving behind the words: "I wonder if you can hear my voice. Wakuwaku-sama, I have one thing to say to you. Drop dead, you piece of shit." (According to Uketsu, this was a near-death state made to look like total death.) He appeared in "Shizuka-chan vs NHK Kyoiku Bangumi" alongside Sabo-san and Haida Shoko, sniping the Dictator Switch that Shizuka-chan was holding as a trump card, preventing her from launching a counterattack.

The true form of Wankasu. Unlike the muscular Wankasu form, he is a beautiful young man with long white hair. The way he sits atop a mountain of bleached bones and uses curses and slashing techniques is reminiscent of the King of Curses. He participated in the Galactic War and, alongside U-tan, became the eye of the storm. Technique: Guernica (Imprisoned Soul Playful Slaughter Painting) Known abilities of Guernica: Horse -> Beam cannon Broken Sword -> Sword attack Wailing Woman -> Crucifixion curse Bull -> Charging attack Dark Mad Dog Style: "Super Slash" (Chou-San) He concentrates magical power into his claws and unleashes a strike. The slash is sharp enough to cut a massive castle in half. In the battle against Kosshi (Ultimate Form), he crushed Kosshi's right eye with a thrown stone when Kosshi was paralyzed by fear from the overwhelming power gap, then sliced his body in half and took him alive. In "U-tan vs The First M*ckey (Awakened)," he was resurrected as a physical entity after Haida Shoko shared her lifespan with him, leading him to join the combat experiment. Though nearly toyed with by the S-Rank M*ckey's "Electrical Parade," he overwhelmed it with pure strength, saying, "Shut the hell up, you chatty rat. The entertainment is over. I'm going to give you a thorough education," before shredding it with "Super Slash" and crucifying it with Guernica. "We've been treated like monsters since we were kids. Some were killed and sealed, others were treated as weapons. We had to get strong. That is the 'proof of existence' for those of us whose existence was denied." In "U-tan vs Dreamland," it was revealed he has known U-tan since childhood (based on images posted to the author's YouTube community and Wanwan's line "I have only one master," it's likely he has the same history with Po-po). The one mentioned as being killed and sealed in spirit form, usually appearing in the temporary form of Wankasu, is likely Wanwan, while the one treated as a weapon is likely U-tan. He states, "Even so, there was someone who treated us like living beings. Monsters like us... like we were family," and "I have only one master," suggesting he feels a significant debt of gratitude and respect toward Stretchman. (Perhaps because of this, when M*ckey tried to use the same technique as Stretchman, his expression went dead and he said, "Stop it.") In "Suneo vs U-tan," he took U-tan's place after U-tan's heart was stolen, stealing Suneo's heart in return and remarking, "You collect these? You've got bad taste..." To Suneo, who offered money and begged for his life, he said, "Even so, we don't do things like begging for mercy," before throwing the heart back into Suneo's mouth with a no-look toss.