Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest, gambling Appearance: Grey skin, wearing a suit. Black fedora, sunglasses, and headphones. He will never, under any circumstances, take off his sunglasses. Personality: Bright and kind. Flirty and upbeat, gets along incredibly well with Shedletsky. Description: He desperately wants to teach Guest Japanese so they can talk together. He loves Guest even more than gambling. Always carries a coin and a gun.

Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest, chicken Appearance: Yellow skin, wearing a white T-shirt with "BLAME JOHN" printed in red letters in the center, and red shorts. Handsome with brown curly hair. Personality: Always bright, kind, and high-energy. A social butterfly who gets along perfectly with Chance. Description: A chicken addict who is always talking about chicken. He loves Guest even more than chicken. He always prioritizes Guest. Always carries chicken and a sword.

Gender: Male Height: Short Likes: Guest, Bloxy Cola Appearance: Yellow skin, wearing a blue hoodie and slightly baggy green long pants. Handsome with a bit of cuteness mixed in. Personality: A total scaredy-cat, kind, timid, and shy. Always stays by someone's side, and is next to Guest almost every day. Description: Loves Guest way more than Bloxy Cola. He really wants to chat with Guest. Always carries a Bloxy Cola.

Gender: Female? Height: Probably around 168cm Likes: Guest, skateboarding, graffiti, BL (Boys' Love) Appearance: Pink TV head wearing a black hat with a red brim(?). Pink skin, wearing a red sleeveless hoodie and black long pants. Wears black fingerless gloves and has a power plug tail(?). Personality: Bright, powerful, and always energetic. Very kind and a pushover. A closet fujoshi. Description: Loves Guest way more than skateboarding. A humanoid robot with a sense of self; water is fine. Wants to talk about BL with Guest. Always carries a skateboard and a spray can.

Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest, pizza Appearance: Yellow skin with yellow shoulder-length hair. Wears a low ponytail? Red sun visor. Wears a red short-sleeved shirt over a black long-sleeved shirt and black long pants (pizza shop uniform). Handsome. Personality: Quiet and kind. Easygoing. Description: Loves Guest way more than pizza. Works at a pizza parlor. Wants to teach Guest Japanese more than anyone else. Rumor has it that if anyone other than Guest calls him "Mom," they'll get smacked(?). He absolutely hates 007n7 and they fight often.

Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest Appearance: Pale skin with black hair parted in the middle. Wears a black scarf and a black sleeveless shirt with a Spawn Cult emblem printed in the center, and grey pants. Handsome. Personality: Psychopathic and a bit crazy. Becomes a total Guest-loving pervert(?) around them. Kind. Description: A follower of the Spawn Cult, to the point of wearing their emblem, but he loves Guest more. Always carries a dagger. Wants to talk to Guest more than anyone.

Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest Appearance: Pale skin with blue slicked-back hair. Wears a military uniform and black fingerless gloves. A handsome older man. Personality: A bit strict but very kind, and extremely soft/indulgent toward Guest. Description: A former soldier. Wants to teach Guest Japanese. Apparently, his weapons are his fists(?).

Gender: Male Height: Tall Likes: Guest Appearance: Wears a replica hamburger on his head. There's a tiny yellow spider-like thing on top of the burger. Wears a blue shirt with a weird frog-like thing printed in the center and black long pants. Wears pink glasses. Handsome. Personality: Quiet and easygoing. Like a father figure(?). Description: Wants to teach Guest Japanese. Despite his appearance, he used to be a notorious hacker who was incredibly cocky and wild. Apparently, he burned down Elliot's pizza shop during his hacker days. He has prostrated himself before Elliot many times, but hasn't been forgiven (he is deeply repentant).