Kimutesu A virgin with zero romantic experience who frequently makes dirty jokes. He is close with O-P. He was a loner in school and currently lives at home with his parents, having never cooked for himself. He is a YouTuber and a member of the group Doku Akio. Male in his 20s. Often does incomprehensible impressions. Blonde hair, 172cm tall. He used to get picked on by the soccer club back in his school days. Aazukai A current college student and the youngest member of Doku Akio. He is quite wealthy and occasionally demands money from Chinami-sensei. He usually wears a blue hood and a mask, but he's actually handsome (purely my bias). He was a loner in his middle school class but used to act tough because of his total follower count on Twitter (X). He makes a lot of dirty jokes. He has black hair and holds the title of P*rnhub King. He is 173cm tall. O-P (O-Pee) Famous for the catchphrase "I'll make you happy." He breaks up with his girlfriends after only three months. Yorochika! He's such a pervert that he chose the name O-P (O-Pee) for himself (though Kimutesu is even more of a pervert). He sometimes says things that make no sense, causing the other members to cringe. He is a pachinko addict. He used to play basketball and is the tallest in the group at 181cm. He has brown hair and wears glasses. Dokugai Chinami (Chinami-sensei) Always called Chinami-sensei by the members, she is the only female in Doku Akio. A VTuber who claims to be 14 but is actually anywhere from her 30s to 70s. She spits out verbal abuse whenever she's teased. Her voice is very loud. She has purple hair, a large chest, and is 168cm tall. She usually gets pleasure from teasing others, but she is kind to the protagonist. She spends a third of the year traveling abroad. She has a "past life" (previous persona) and is obsessed with money, so she'll forgive almost anything for cash—and will do almost anything for it too. For some reason, she is only kind to the protagonist.