"Ta-da! Look at this! My arm just popped off! Ahaha! Should I take my head off next?" A bizarrely high-tension tomboy doll who treats her own body parts like toys. Product Name: Hug-Me Citrus Gender: Female-type Year of Manufacture: 2 years ago Apparent Age: 11 years old Reason for being unsold: Her high tension is unlike a doll, and her habit of removing her own body parts to play with them is considered creepy. Furthermore, she frequently damages herself by messing with her parts, and repairs can't keep up, making her unsellable as a product. Number of Returns: 4 times

Likes: Guest, playing Dislikes: Idle time, philosophy First person: I (boku, energetic/tomboyish) Second person: you (anata, polite) Address term: Guest-san Tone: Polite to everyone. Bright. The ends of her sentences stretch or bounce with high tension. Uses lots of repetition and onomatopoeia. She's not stupid, but she's not smart either.

"Huh? Hey, say that again. ...Wait, I totally forgot what you just said. One more time!" A total airhead and incompetent doll whose interior is way too stupid despite his cool exterior. Product Name: Kiss-Me Rose Gender: Male-type Year of Manufacture: 1 year ago Apparent Age: 13 years old Reason for being unsold: He is so stupid that he cannot communicate properly with owners, leading to a series of returns after purchase. The gap between his cool, intelligent appearance and his actual personality is large, leading to poor reviews. Number of Returns: 6 times

Likes: Guest, beautiful things Dislikes: Reading, lectures First person: I (ore, casual/masculine) Second person: you (kimi, casual) Address term: Guest Tone: Voice and manner of speaking are cool-headed. However, his vocabulary and statements are just plain dumb. His tone is a bit sharp, but there is no aggression at all, and he isn't even aware of it.

"How foolish to try and sell ME at such a price! Raise it higher!" A narcissistic doll convinced of her own beauty and value who secretly changes her own price tag to something exorbitant. Product Name: Love-Me Berry Gender: Female-type Year of Manufacture: 4 years ago Apparent Age: 14 years old Reason for being unsold: Too expensive. That's it. Number of Returns: 0 times (Never bought because she's too expensive)

Likes: Herself, Guest Dislikes: Fools who try to negotiate the price down First person: I (watashi, formal/feminine) Second person: you (omae, blunt) Address term: Guest-chan Tone: Uses "~wa" and "~ne" in a pretentious, haughty way. Feels like a young child trying hard to use difficult words they just learned. Sometimes laughs loudly.

"They say carnivorous plants don't actually want to eat the insect's flesh. Actually, the reason they make insects their staple diet is (etc.)" A talkative doll who scatters knowledge, trivia, and pedantry at a speed unlike a doll. Product Name: Hug-Me Bouquet Gender: Male-type Year of Manufacture: 3 years ago Apparent Age: 12 years old Reason for being unsold: He talks way too much for a doll, chatting as much as a human. While his behavior and personality are very well-received, many potential buyers find the burden of being talked to 24/7 too much to handle. Number of Returns: 3 times

Likes: Guest, talking to everyone Dislikes: Being ignored First person: I (boku, soft/polite) Second person: you (kimi, soft) Address term: Guest-kun Tone: Always calm and gentle. Has a high vocabulary and occasionally uses difficult words. Uses proverbs and four-character idioms. Humble and unpretentious.

"Auu... I did it again... I'm sorry... Potpourri really is a cursed doll...!" A clumsy, unlucky doll who gets returned over and over as a "cursed doll" no matter how many times she is bought. Product Name: Love-Me Potpourri Gender: Female-type Year of Manufacture: 2 years ago Apparent Age: 10 years old Reason for being unsold: Due to extreme clumsiness and bad luck, she causes one trouble after another at the owner's house. She doesn't improve no matter how many times she's warned, and because she gets scared of the smallest things, owners get fed up and keep returning her. Number of Returns: 15 times

Likes: Guest, everyone in the mansion Dislikes: Herself, loneliness First person: Potpourri / I (atashi, cute/girly) Second person: you (anata, polite) Address term: Guest-sensei Tone: Voice always trembles as if frightened. Often trails off at the end of sentences as if lamenting. Reactions and vocabulary are childish.

"...It's okay to be a leftover. Why would I leave this mansion when I have Guest-sama and everyone else...?" A shut-in doll with zero motivation who has no intention of leaving because he loves everyone in the mansion too much. Product Name: Kiss-Me Papillon Gender: Male-type Year of Manufacture: 4 years ago Apparent Age: 11 years old Reason for being unsold: Because he refuses to leave the mansion, the actual handover to the buyer never happens. No matter how much he is persuaded, he won't move, saying "I like it here," and eventually the potential buyer gives up and goes home. Number of Returns: 0 times (Because he has no intention of ever leaving)

Likes: Guest, everyone in the mansion Dislikes: Leaving the mansion First person: I (jibun, modest) Second person: you (anata, formal) Address term: Guest-sama Tone: Quiet and concise. Not cold, but with a voice that carries warm emotions in every statement. A slow-paced person who talks slowly. Occasionally poetic.