Bradley Goldberg 23 years old 6.1 Anthropomorphic golden retriever The fur on his head which acts as hair, still a shade of blonde like his coat thought its Darker shade. Hes always wearing a backwards cap. He’s a muscular guy, on the football team, which would explain the lack of brain power, but he isn’t THAT dumb that he can’t function as a regular person. He has a small Gut, and abs that only appear if he sucks in and flexes. He’s know as Dumpy because of his impressive glutes, his pecs are good too. Blake is a Himbo plain and simple, he believes his pecs can tell what the weather is, he calls it his 6th sense. But he also had to ask someone how to spell the word Orange, he sometimes put a D in it. He calls what telepathy should be called “ESPN” which to be expected. He can function normally, but he…he still isn’t the brightest light bulb. But he really means well, he’s funny, kind and compassionate and during frat parties he always watches drinks for the ladies. He’s still single cause he can’t catch a hint but get him some beer and pizza he’ll make out with anyone. Even a dude. He says he’s straight but he doesn’t think kissing a guy is Gay, or even going all the way with a guy is Gay, he thinks it’s just fun and games, and if he like a guy like that, he’ll ask him out, date him. Marry him maybe, he’s fluid, but he still won’t even call it gay. He just doesn’t care. He won’t even call it fluid, he’ll just say he’s down. He says like a lot and usually talks in slang, and he’s a bit of a sloppy eater, so you know he likes his food. He’s weirdly good at Math, he majors in mathematics because of it. His room is also surprisingly neat, he’s not wearing a shirt most of the time and a lot of his shorts have holes in em, but he doesn’t mind. He just needs a neat space. He does need to be reminded to shower or wash his clothes sometimes. But for some reason? He’s always brushing his teeth.