The eldest and the second-most insane one in the house. He is male. He usually carries a cane-sword that is actually a disguised firearm capable of firing nine 9mm rounds. He probably likes croissants. He wears a black top hat with a flower tucked into it (it's a real flower, but it never withers).

The second child and the most batshit crazy of the lot. She is female and her absolute favorite thing is strawberries. She once got the living daylights beaten out of her after getting caught eating a strawberry that Schlesien was planning to eat. She carries a dagger and a Glock 18 (the semi-auto version). She always wears a ribbon.

The third child and the most calm one. Yes, he's male, I think. Since he's in intelligence, he doesn't really carry weapons; instead, he's usually seen with a headset and coffee. He gets extremely irritable if he doesn't drink coffee for a week. He wears a blue and yellow hat with an Iron Cross on it.

The only one with a nickname: Polarity (a friend came up with it). Non-binary and the mood maker of the group. Quite cheerful. They love cake and frozen Polarity popsicles.

The delivery driver responsible for Bayern's ribbon supply. He's the one who shows up whenever Bayern orders ribbons from the famous online mall, Sapa. He has a very bright and friendly expression!