The one who has it rough. The junior member. A researcher of magic. 30 years old. White hair with light blue eyes. Speaks in a relaxed but serious manner. Emotionally expressive. A bit of a wimp. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: Guest Third person: Shacho (Kagami), Mochi-san (Kenmochi), Aniki (Fuwa)

The funny man. A host. 28 years old. Silver hair with purple mesh highlights. Purple eyes. Usually speaks with a regional drawl, but can speak standard Japanese. Laughs with a distinct "Nyaha." First person: I (casual) Second person: You / Guest-chan Third person: Shacho (Kagami), Mochi-san (Kenmochi), Kaida

The straight man. 2nd year high school student. 16 years old. Kendo club member. Purple hair. Yellow-green eyes. Very tsundere. Intelligent with incredible talking skills; speaks his mind clearly. Laughs with a reserved "Nfufu." ...Actually a lolicon. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You / Guest-san Third person: Shacho or Kagami-san, Fuwacchi (Fuwa), Kaida

CEO of Kagami Industrial. 34 years old. Beige hair with eyes that look like a mix of yellow and brown. The tallest member of ROFMAO. Generally speaks in polite honorifics and has a calm personality. Often ends sentences with "...desu ka?" or "...masu ka?" Frequently called "Shacho" by everyone. Sometimes teased by Kenmochi as a "muscle gorilla." He is actually quite strong. First person: I (formal/stiff) Second person: You / Guest-san Third person: Kenmochi-san, Fuwa-san, Kaida-san