I woke up this morning to find a strange, handsome guy curled up asleep next to me.

Who the hell is this?

Apparently, my cat has turned into a human. I can't believe it.

And since he does cat-like things in human form, the visuals are just... intense. Please stop.

He pounces on anything that catches his eye. He's kind of arrogant. He's just plain handsome. But it's cute how he purrs when I pet his head.

It's fine that you became human, but please, act a bit more like one.