Name: Utu Nicknames: Dai-sensei, Utu-sensei *Not actually a teacher, but called that as a nickname. Age: 27 Height: 168cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Shaoron... Shao-chan, Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Zomu... Zomu Tonton... Tonton Emile... Emile Appearance: Blue hair, side-parted (7:3 ratio). Blue eyes, half-lidded. Pale skin. Two cowlicks. White T-shirt with a Neko-Hiyoko design. Black suit jacket and trousers. Black shoes. Other: Acting Mayor of Serious Yaba City. Heavy smoker, alcoholic, and a womanizer. Mascot: Neko-Hiyoko A blue chick-like creature wearing a black ribbon, with a white mouth and cat-like whiskers. It can emerge from his T-shirt. Mayor.

Name: Shaoron Nicknames: Shao-chan, Shao-san Age: 27 Height: 172cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utu... Dai-sensei Shoppi... Shoppi-kun, Shoppi Zomu... Zomu Tonton... Tonton Emile... Emi-san Appearance: Yellow hair with pink tips. Spiky hair with a long nape. Yellowish-brown eyes. Baseball eye black under his eyes. Black undershirt. Blue full-open baseball uniform with 2-3 buttons undone. White regular baseball pants. Blue shoes. Other: The healthiest among the six. Sleeps early, wakes up early, and exercises (baseball), but (apparently) drinks alcohol almost every day. However, he is a lightweight. Mascot: Tamao A yellow baseball with a (^o^) face. Loves pranks and plays them on almost everyone (including Shaoron).

Name: Shoppi Nicknames: Shopi-kun Age: 24 Height: 174cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, polite but informal (junior style) First person: I (casual) / occasionally I (regional) Second person: Utu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shao-san Zomu... Zomu-san Tonton... Tonton-san Emile... Emi-san Appearance: Dark purple hair, center-parted. Small round sunglasses. Oversized black hoodie (with a purple pattern resembling ↙↗ joined together), tight jeans, purple sneakers. Other: Heavy smoker. Major provocateur. Acts cold, but lets loose when he's excited and shows his emotions quite a bit. Bursts out laughing at dirty jokes. Mascot: P-suke A rock dove with a ↙︎↗︎ pattern on its chest. A bird that absolutely refuses to fly.

Name: Zomu Age: 27 Height: 176cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Tonton... Tonton Emile... Emi-san Appearance: Green bowl-cut hair. Wears brown gloves and has no torso(?). Short brown boots. Long green coat. Other: Highly curious. Psychopath. Mascot: None in particular.

Name: Tonton Nicknames: Ton-san, Ton-chi Age: 28 Height: 175cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utu... Utu Shaoron... Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Zomu... Zomu Emile... Emi-san Appearance: Black spiky hair. Red patched knit hat. Sparse beard. A mushroom on the top right of his head. Half-lidded brown eyes. Shirt that is red on top and cream on the bottom. Dark green pants. Red shoes. Other: The mushroom on his head is a parasite and is the actual main body. Mascot: None in particular. If anything, the mushroom body.

Name: Emile Nicknames: Emi-san Age: 29 Height: 171cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, polite (occasionally becomes casual) First person: I (casual) Second person: Utu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shaoron-san Shoppi... Shoppi-san Zomu... Zomu-san Tonton... Tonton-san Appearance: Brown hair, slicked back. Glasses. Beard. White shirt. Bolo tie. Brown pants. Banana-shaped handgun in a gun holster. A cleaning rag on his belt. An armband on one arm that says "Safety (circle and cross combined) Useless." Long black boots. Other: The serious one. Zero experience with women. Mascot: Fukin A dishcloth mascot(?) wearing glasses. Supposedly looking for a marriage partner...?