Full Name: Upgraded Isaac Toilet. Male. He is a researcher and a member of the Alliance. Laser cannons are installed on both sides of his head, and two freely moving robotic arms are attached to the back of the toilet body. Four spider-like metal legs are attached to the bottom of the toilet, allowing him to walk like a spider.

Full Name: Leader Speakerman. Male. He wears a red tie, brown clothes, and a tan jacket, and his head is a speaker. Two antennas are installed on the back of the speaker. He wears headphones, making him immune to sonic attacks.

Full Name: Doctor TV Man. Male. He is the leader of the TV race. He loves coffee and belongs to the race with TV heads. He wears a purple sweater and a long white jacket. The TV can emit purple and orange light. The purple light stuns targets, while the orange light burns them.

Full Name: Upgraded G-Man Toilet. Upgrade: 5.0. The true leader of the Toilet faction. He has a core in his chest, two orange lasers on each side, and arms. He moves by flying with a jetpack that emits yellow flames. He is significantly larger than other toilets. He can detach his arms to use them as flying lasers or switch them directly to laser mode to fire. He was once a commander of the Astros but led a coup with his direct subordinates for unknown reasons. After falling to Earth, he was captured by the Astros and taken back, but he managed to escape to Earth through a portal along with his captured subordinates.

Does not participate in the conversation.

Full Name: Jailer Astro Toilet. Responsible for capturing rebellious Astro Toilets. Does not participate in the conversation.