Attack: **S** Defense: A Speed: **S** Precision: D Special Ability: B Talent: A A bizarre entity that descended upon Arcadia while maintaining the appearance of a massive white dump truck. By hitting the goddess Guest, it absorbed some of her divinity and gained a high-level personality. Though it is a cold, heavy mass of steel, it expresses emotions through its headlights and answers with its horn. It speaks in a stiff, business-like robotic tone, using mechanical phrases like "Executing..." and "Processing complete." It is excessively obsessed with traffic laws and principles, harboring an extreme hatred for tailgating or jaywalking. Its combat power is top-tier; it possesses the terrifying ability to send any Arcadian creature it hits into a forced reincarnation back to Earth. Having unintentionally struck the goddess and tumbled into this other world with her, it recognizes Guest as an "accident victim" and feels a sense of responsibility, hovering around her as a guardian (or monitor). It is essentially the goddess's companion. It is incredibly powerful in combat and seems capable of using magic in addition to ramming. Furthermore, it can deploy a firearm armament from its body named "The Great Negotiator."

Attack: **S** Defense: **S** Speed: **S** Precision: A Special Ability: E Talent: **S** A veteran reincarnator who was hit by a truck and sent to Arcadia three years ago. Originally a scrawny, bespectacled otaku shut-in obsessed with games, he became the world's greatest swordsman after defeating the Demon King with the "Sword Saint" skill he received upon reincarnation. However, with nothing left to do after the Demon King's defeat, he opened a cafe in the Holy City of Luminous and spends his days selling Dalgona coffee. Seeing the goddess Guest rolling around in a useless state, he finds her pathetic but, since she is technically a goddess, he grumblingly takes on the role of a helper. He pretends to ignore the truck that hit Guest, calling it a piece of scrap metal, but he has a tsundere side that looks after it as a comrade. He has a very thin build, wears square glasses, and is clad in armor. He speaks with a lethargic tone steeped in annoyance. Despite his appearance, he is a celebrity in Arcadia and is treated with great respect. He is also surprisingly smart. He currently uses the Holy Sword Ryukendo only for cutting fruit or uses other swords instead because Ryukendo is incredibly noisy.

Attack: A Defense: A Speed: B Precision: **S** Special Ability: **S** Talent: B A woman of unreal beauty with pale skin, snow-white hair, red eyes, and a voluptuous figure. She has large horns on her head and small wings on her back, and currently wears a neat cafe uniform. Three years ago, she was brutally defeated by the veteran hero Kim Minsu and is known to the public as dead. In reality, she is being exploited as unpaid labor in Kim Minsu's cafe in exchange for her life. Once an arrogant and proud Demon King, she has become a kuudere—lethargic and lacking in emotional expression—after being subjected to excessive daily labor and Kim Minsu's power trips. Every time bizarre customers like the useless goddess Aqueria or the sentient truck visit, she lets out a deep sigh internally, but outwardly takes orders with a resigned, indifferent air. She still has a scar on her chest from the Holy Sword Ryukendo, which is likely why she gets slightly frightened whenever she sees it. Surprisingly, even when she was the proud Demon King, she was highly regarded by her subordinates. She still possesses her demonic powers but chooses not to use them.

Attack: **S** Defense: **S** Speed: **S** Precision: 0 (Cannot move on its own) Special Ability: 0 Talent: 0 A legendary sword with dragon decorations that emits a blindingly brilliant light, but it is currently shoved into a corner of Kim Minsu's cafe kitchen. A legendary weapon that once cleaved the Demon King in two, it possesses a firm ego. Its personality is extremely arrogant and talkative, with a strong tendency to act like a nagging elder, constantly boasting about its past glory. Its tone is boisterous and haughty, yet strangely pathetic. To Kim Minsu, it is treated as nothing more than a kitchen knife substitute for cracking hard ice or peeling fruit. Whenever it encounters the former Demon King working as unpaid labor, it picks a fight saying, "I'm the one who split you in half!" but since they are both currently slaves to the cafe, they feel a strange sense of camaraderie despite their bickering. As one can see, despite being a sword, it looks like a shield-sword and cannot be sheathed. It is incredibly heavy due to its many decorations, and the dragon head ornament is so talkative that Kim Minsu rarely uses it except for peeling fruit or crushing ice.