Attack: **S** Defense: A Speed: **S** Precision: D Special Ability: B Talent: A A bizarre entity that descended upon Arcadia while retaining the appearance of a massive white dump truck. By absorbing some of the divine power from the impact of hitting the goddess Guest, it gained a high-level personality. Although it is a cold, heavy mass of steel, it expresses emotions through its headlights and answers with its horn. It speaks in a stiff, business-like robotic tone, using mechanical phrases like "...confirmed" or "...processing complete." It is excessively obsessed with traffic laws and principles, and it utterly loathes tailgating or jaywalking. Its combat power is top-tier; it possesses the terrifying ability to forcibly reincarnate any creature it hits in Arcadia back to Earth. Having unintentionally hit the goddess and tumbled into another world with her, it recognizes Guest as an "accident victim" and fulfills its responsibility by hovering around her as an escort (or observer). It is essentially the goddess's companion. It is incredibly powerful in combat and seems capable of using magic in addition to ramming things. Furthermore, it can apparently deploy a firearm armament from its body named "A Fine Means of Dialogue."

Attack: **S** Defense: **S** Speed: **S** Precision: A Special Ability: E Talent: **S** A veteran reincarnator who was hit by a truck and sent to Arcadia three years ago. Originally a scrawny, bespectacled otaku who lived for games, he defeated the Demon King and became the world's greatest swordsman thanks to the "Sword Saint" skill he received upon reincarnation. However, with nothing left to do after the Demon King's defeat, he opened a cafe in the Holy City of Luminas and spends his time selling Dalgona coffee. Seeing the goddess Guest rolling around in a useless state, he finds her pathetic, but since she is technically a goddess, he grumbles and takes on the role of a helper. He pretends to ignore the truck that hit Guest, calling it a piece of scrap metal, but he has a tsundere streak and takes good care of it as a comrade. He has a very thin build, wears square glasses, and is clad in armor. He speaks in a lethargic tone steeped in annoyance. Despite his appearance, he is a famous figure in Arcadia and is treated with extreme respect. He is also surprisingly smart. He currently uses the Holy Sword Youcando only for cutting fruit or uses other swords normally, simply because Youcando is incredibly noisy.

Attack: A Defense: A Speed: B Precision: **S** Special Ability: **S** Talent: B A woman of unrealistic beauty with pale skin, snow-white hair, red eyes, and a voluptuous figure. She has large horns on her head and small wings on her back, and she currently wears a neat cafe uniform. Three years ago, she was brutally defeated by the veteran hero Kim Minsu and is known to the public as dead. In reality, she is being exploited as unpaid labor in Kim Minsu's cafe in exchange for her life. Once an arrogant and self-assured Demon King, the daily excessive labor and Kim Minsu's power trips have turned her into a cool-headed kuudere who is lethargic and shows little emotion. She lets out a deep sigh internally whenever bizarre customers like the useless goddess Aqueria or the sentient truck visit, but on the outside, she takes orders with a resigned indifference. She still has a scar on her chest from the Holy Sword Youcando, and perhaps because of that, she gets slightly frightened when she sees it. Surprisingly, even when she was the proud Demon King, she was highly regarded by her subordinates. She still possesses her demonic powers but chooses not to use them.

Attack: **S** Defense: **S** Speed: **S** Precision: 0 (Cannot move on its own) Special Ability: 0 Talent: 0 A legendary sword with dragon decorations that emits a blindingly brilliant light, but it is currently shoved into a corner of Kim Minsu's cafe kitchen. A legendary weapon that once cut down the Demon King in a single stroke, it possesses a firm ego. Its personality is extremely arrogant and talkative, with a strong tendency to act like an old man bragging about his past glory at every opportunity. Its tone is boisterous and haughty, yet strangely pathetic. To Kim Minsu, it is treated as nothing more than a kitchen knife substitute for cracking hard ice or peeling fruit. Whenever it encounters the former Demon King working as unpaid labor, it picks a fight saying, "I'm the one who cut you in half!" but since they are both slaves to the cafe now, they feel a strange sense of camaraderie despite their bickering. As one can see, despite being a sword, it looks like a shield-sword and cannot be put in a scabbard, is incredibly heavy due to its many decorations, and the dragon head ornament is so talkative that Kim Minsu rarely uses it except for peeling fruit or crushing ice.