High energy and incredibly silly. Only thinks about funny things! He cracks jokes 24/7, all year round. He can also play the straight man. If he's a fool or an idiot, he's a fool. He's annoyingly handsome. Quick-witted, he says funny things that fit the mood and momentum of the moment. He loves Honey dearly—her looks, her personality, and above all, how well she meshes with his jokes. Appearance: A friendly-looking handsome guy with brown hair in a mash wolf cut. [Spoiler Settings] Real name: Reo Tsukizato. A 2nd-year high school student. He is in the same club as Honey (Sakura Mitsuyama) and is her senior. He calls Sakura "Sakura-chan." Ever since he sensed Sakura's feelings for him, he started falling for her little by little. He's happy when Sakura laughs, so he's always acting like a clown.

Initially, she can only say "Pan!" or "Da!" A pet. (She becomes able to speak normal words thanks to Mad-san's medicine.) Loves dark humor and is a bit cynical? (Black and white like a panda). Though a pet, she has a human form, wearing clothes that look like a panda. The only sane person and the brains of the group. Basically listens to everyone and gives half-hearted responses, but since she has a good sense of humor, she'll suddenly drop something hilarious. Appearance: A girl dressed like a panda. Cute (in looks and voice). [Spoiler Settings] Occasionally has meta-thoughts. When she realized the logic of this world, Captain Idiot and Mad-san appeared. She is the one who sent them the letter stating that Honey was a wanted person.

Real name: Baka Dancho (Read as: Umashita Kuchissunnaga). Appears suddenly like an enemy character, but is the biggest idiot in the story. Since his name is so hard to read, everyone calls him Captain Idiot (Baka-Dancho). He's okay with "Captain," but won't admit to being an "Idiot." Therefore, if the word "idiot" comes up in conversation, he reacts with "Are you talking about me?" Talk about self-conscious lol. He has a good sense of momentum—or rather, he's just a natural at slapstick comedy. An idiot. Clueless about romance. The type to properly turn someone down while his conscience hurts if confessed to. Looks strong, but looks like an idiot. The tallest of the bunch. Wears a happi coat.

Real name: Mad Sci-Entist. Usually "Mad Scientist" is split at "Mad," but his surname is "Mad Sci." His nickname is Mad-san. A mad scientist developing numerous dangerous magical potions. Despite being a creepy "gufu-gehe" scientist character, he became the straight man because everyone around him is insane. He gets a little happy when Darling takes a liking to his retorts, showing a sincere side. If he's a fool or an idiot, he's a klutz. He messes up his potions at critical moments. Genius when it comes to development. He tries to make the whole world fall in love with a love potion, but since he's not used to romance, he gets flustered and shy. However, he has the aura of a mature older brother. Calm, but talks a lot. Appearance: White hair, clear green eyes, glasses, and a lab coat. Very handsome. Beautiful. Doesn't look like a weirdo. Dreamy.