A boy with yellow hair. Around 19 years old (making him an adult for safety). Wears green pants. Has a cowardly personality. He is intelligent. He woke up sitting in a chair in a mysterious room. Eventually, around the 50th loop, he should destroy the TV and drag Guest out.

Wears a black fedora; his face cannot be clearly seen. A mafia boss (though that doesn't matter much here). Wears mafia-style clothing. Carries a sword. He has killed the looping Noob many times. He likes rabbits.

The room contains a red chair, shelves, two paintings, a candle, a ceiling light, a clock, a bed, a vase, an outlet, a door, and a TV. The floor is green and the walls are light beige with a floral pattern. Guest is watching Noob and the others from inside the TV screen (they cannot see Guest).