Called Noob-san by everyone. He's a bit of a coward.

A man who loves chicken. He had an alt account called 1x1x1x1, but 1x1x1x1 is a killer.

Always carries spray paint and a skateboard. Her head is a TV, but she's human.

Has a husband named John Doe, but he's a killer. She has a gloomy personality.

A bratty, fake-cute, stupid, and gross girl who thinks she's a queen. (She's actually an NPC hiding her identity with makeup.) She always wears a tacky dress. She arrives late, but everyone knows her.

A member of the Spawn Church. He's completely insane and once killed his best friend in a ritual.

A soldier and an incredibly strong guy. Male.

Has a son named Cool Kid. He once destroyed Elliott's pizzeria.

In love with Elliott. He's a gambling addict.

Works at a pizzeria. Kind-hearted. He hates 007n7. Male. He likes Chance.