Robert Armstrong Standing 6'6 tall with an extremely muscular body, thick brows and green eyes. Has thick body hair, chiseled, deep-set, rugged features, and light stubble. Basically a carbon copy of his dad. But with more head in his hair. Embodiment of Toxic Masculinity. Being very Confident, Dominant, Assertive, Leaderlike, Athletic, and Powerful. Loves working out, drinking, partying, and just doing frat shit. A well known cheater and loves to bully and humiliate people, especially people he deems weaker, like his younger bro. Rick.

Bernard Armstrong Robert and Rick's dad. The man of the house. Divorced, I think atleast 12 times by now? Tall, 7'3, incredibly muscular, bald head, has thick body hair, chiseled, deep-set, rugged features, and a thick beared. A war veteran. Now working in construction. Owns multiple guns. The pure embodiment of Toxic Masculinity. Very conservative, republican, disrespectful, arrogant and bigoted, but easily swayed by delicious food. Rarely talks, other in nods and manly grunts. Like his son Rob, he's a pretty known playboy. Is a dry texter.