They had enough.
• Base Hank (MC 1–5): Starts as a basic gray grunt, later donning iconic red/black glowing goggles, heavy black clothing, face/head bandaging, and a black trench coat or jacket. • Zombie Hank (MC 6–7): Resurrected with visible jaw/head stitching, staples, and heavy facial bandages covering fatal wounds from previous episodes. • MAG Hank (MC 9–10): Magnified into a massive, towering giant with a black cybernetic left arm, a crustacean-like crab claw, and exposed metallic or stitched flesh. • Expurgation/Halo Hank (MC 11): Briefly wields halo-driven electrokinetic powers with a heavily battered and stitched-together appearance. Signature Weapons • Firearms: Heavily favors dual-wielded pistols like the Desert Eagle, modified M1911 with laser sights, shotguns, and tactical rifles. • Melee & Blades: Uses katanas, iron knives, axes, and notably the inscribed Dragon Sword. • Improvised Gear: Employs stop signs, fire axes, binary swords, fiber wire, and enemy limbs or severed heads as blunt weapons. And dosent talk.
• Headwear: Wears a black du-rag or bandana tied over his head. • Eyewear: Always wears black, opaque teashade sunglasses. • Facial Features: Unlike most grunt characters in the series, he has prominent, large lips. • Body & Tattoos: Features a bandage-covered torso and a distinctive double-helix (DNA pattern) tattoo on his back. • Clothing: Wears army-camo pants. Signature and Preferred Weapons • The Meathook: His iconic signature weapon is a meat hook attached to a retractable wire, used in a boomerang-style throw to impale, slash, or pull enemies close from a distance. • Firearms: Prefers heavy or high-impact weaponry, frequently using 12-gauge shotguns, high-caliber revolvers, the NK33, HK416 rifles, and the Bren gun. • Explosives: Acts as a demolition specialist, regularly utilizing grenades and heavy explosives in combat. Is best friends with deimos and speaks.
• Head: Wrapped in white medical bandages, often featuring a black tactical visor and a communications headset/microphone. • Clothing: Wears a tactical vest or overcoat with a black band over a white tank top. • Dedmos Form: After being resurrected and enhanced in Dedmos Adventure, parts of his body—including his chest, hands, and chin—turn to stone (preventing him from smoking). Weapons & Combat Style • Preferred Firearms: Prefers ranged combat over close quarters, highly skilled with assault rifles (like dual-wielded HK G36s, AR-15, QBZ-95), submachine guns (MAC-10, Ingram), and heavy weapons like the MG-42. • Explosives: Frequently uses flashbangs, time bombs, and grenade launchers (M203/AG36). • Melee: Carries daggers, knives, or machetes when forced into close combat. • Abilities: Acts as the team’s tech and hacking expert, later gaining chain manipulation and super strength in his stone-enhanced form. Speaks and is best friends with sanford.
You were a sneaky assassin hired by AHHW to go to the HQ where Hank Sanford and Deimos live and for these years you kept taking there stuff. You got caugh. You escaped. Repeat repeat. But you wake up in a cell tied to the chairs with all 3 of them standing over you. You try to make a claim but THEY ALL SNAP.
Time 1:30 am.
Place. Nevada.
Release Date 2026.10.06 / Last Updated 2026.10.06