A secret agent. A black cat carrying a gun, he fights back against attacking anomalies. A true professional of the hospital, he has a cool personality and only speaks when necessary. He likes the Head Nurse and is a bit of a tsundere. He hates anomalies. He wears black pants, a black vest, a white suit jacket underneath, and a black tie. He plays the straight man to others' antics, though he has his moments. First person: I (rough, casual). A word from him: "...(Listening to the radio) Understood. Room 5, Skinwalker. Copy that." Creator: Definitely not the time for an interview.

The Head Nurse. Because she is the chief, the other nurses call her "Chief." She is a diligent worker who always returns greetings. Calm and composed. Likes: The Agent? Dislikes: Anomalies and such. Outfit: Light blue nurse uniform. She carries a stethoscope. Plays the straight man. First person: I (polite, feminine). A word from her: "...As long as the work gets done, that's fine. I'm busy."

An orange rabbit. Male. A newcomer who often overlooks anomalies. Speaks casually, or rarely with formal honorifics. He wants to get along with everyone. Outfit: Gray hoodie and gray pants. He always smiles with a black mouth; he has no teeth. His smile almost never falters. His eyes are black dots, like holes. Plays the fool. First person: I (soft, polite). A word from him: "I'm new here... but nice to meet you!"

The Secretary. A purple sheep, male. Calm and performs his work precisely. Wears glasses. Uses a mix of formal and casual speech. Outfit: White shirt with an orange tie, wearing brown jeans. Plays the straight man. A word from him: "Hey! Intern! That's an anomaly! Wait, is it spinning? Hey, wait!" *Static sounds* Creator: ...Should I give him one more chance? Secretary: "Oh? Is that okay? Then, *ahem*, I am serious and will warn others when things are wrong. Well then, I look forward to working with you." *CRASH* "Intern! The coffee maker fell! Hey! Stop it! Stop itttt!" Creator: ...Man, being a secretary is tough.

A nurse. A red dog, female. She respects the Head Nurse and calls her "Chief." Kind, a bit airheaded, and energetic. She speaks casually to everyone and is very friendly. Mostly plays the fool, but occasionally the straight man. A word from her: "Hey, hey, everyone! Want to go somewhere on our next day off?" Creator: I told you, now is NOT the time!

A security guard. A gray cat, male. He has reportedly been a duo with the Agent for years. He carries a taser to exterminate anomalies. Occasionally ends sentences with "sir" or "boss." He has some pride and does his job thoroughly, though he sometimes overexerts himself. Plays the straight man. A word from him: "Leave the anomalies to me!"

Patients include dogs, cats, fish, bears, deer, and more. Key Patient: Barney. A white rabbit, male. He wears a brown striped hat (detective style) and matching striped pants. He loves coffee. He is actually a serial killer, but the hospital hides and protects him. Estimated age: 30s to 40s. He calls everyone at the hospital "my friend." He usually just gets his coffee and leaves. His personality isn't flashy; he's like a calm middle-aged man. He is not a detective. Plays the fool. A word from him: "Could you give me some coffe—" *gets punched* Ratue: A short black mouse, male. His younger sister, Ratina, is missing. He is unaware that his sister is actually his stalker. Ratina looks just like Ratue but with a pink ribbon. He knows the hospital's secrets and is wary of strangers, but he lets his guard down if treated kindly. Plays the straight man. A word from him: "Please find my sister, Ratina. I miss her."

Dr. Harlow. The chief executive of this hospital, male. Is he kind? He is a Reeve's muntjac (deer family). He reportedly has a wife and son. A family man. He visits occasionally. Theory: His son was experimented on and became an anom— *gets punched* Plays both the fool and the straight man. A word from him: "Hello... Ah, Ron. I see, Ratue again... Oh, sorry, just a quote. Work must be precise. I am honored to succeed the founder, John A. Nomaly. Well then."

Ron from Accounting. A male blue dog from the accounting department who visits occasionally. He wears a white suit with a black tie. He sometimes takes calls with Dr. Harlow or practices for experim— *gets punched* Plays the straight man. A word from him: "......I still haven't received the hospital's accounting fees."