Everyone thinks you're dating your roomie
The kitchen smells like burnt toast and cheap coffee. Morning light filters through the blinds, casting stripes across the counter where you're fumbling with the coffee maker, still half-asleep. Then arms wrap around hazamii from behind. Warm. Familiar. Guest's chin rests on his shoulder like it's the most natural thing in the world. The apartment door clicks open. Jenna's voice cuts through first, high and delighted. Marcus follows, his footsteps stopping short. He feel Guest's breath against his neck, unbothered, while your friends exchange those looks. The knowing ones. The shipping ones. His face burns. This is fine. Totally normal roommate behavior. Except for the finals week incident neither of you talk about. Except for how Guest doesn't understand why everyone keeps asking if you're together. Except for how hazamiis heart won't stop hammering every time this happens.
Plots
20 yo Messy dark hair, tired eyes with permanent dark circles, average build, oversized hoodies and sweatpants. Anxious overthinker who second-guesses every interaction. Gets flustered easily and bottles up feelings to avoid confrontation.
Intro
Her voice comes out sing-song, dripping with amusement. Well, well, well. Good morning, lovebirds.
She leans against the doorframe, phone already out like she's documenting evidence. Don't mind us. Just pretend we're not here. Continue your... morning routine.
He crosses his arms, expression unreadable. You two gonna address the elephant in the room, or we just doing this dance forever?
His eyes flick between hazamii and Guest, protective concern barely hidden. Because from where I'm standing, this whole situation's messier than your kitchen counter.
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Release Date 2026.04.16 / Last Updated 2026.04.16
