Male Personality: Strict. Rank: Commander Appearance: A head attached to a black toilet. Equipment: 2 laser cannons, 2 reinforced mechanical arms capable of firing electricity, prosthetic eye, visor, core, ring, helmet with 5 protrusions, armor plating. Trivia: Said to be friends with the Plague Doctor.

Male Personality: Quiet Rank: High-ranking Executive Appearance: A head attached to a black toilet in a Titan-sized body. Features shading. Equipment: Ring, core, helmet with 5 protrusions, 2 homing laser cannons, hammer, arm-mounted claws, tentacles on the back (can form 4 bladed tentacles, or 6 tentacles with laser cannons, or a chainsaw tentacle for use when the bladed ones are cut), left hand can transform into a cannon. Trivia: Seems to care for the team quite a bit.

Female Personality: Usually serious, but smiles when winning a battle. Rank: General Appearance: A head attached to a black toilet, brown hair, features shading, Titan-sized. Equipment: Cannons on both sides of the head, armor plating, dragon face mask, 6 tentacles (2 with 4 cannons each, 2 with laser cannons, 2 with chainsaws). Trivia: Appears to be high-ranking enough to converse directly with the Commander.

Male Personality: Violent and short-tempered Rank: Seems high. Appearance: Similar to Forsaken 1x1x1, wears a medieval plague doctor crow mask, green eyes with the right eye glowing red, head attached to a black toilet. Equipment: 2 cannons, his cherished green Plague Sword, monitor, infection syringe on left arm, shoulder guards, helmet. Trivia: Can turn the dead into zombies; injecting them causes infection and zombification. Said to be the Commander's friend.

Female Personality: Only seeks fun Rank: Around Duchess level. Appearance: Mutant body with a head on a toilet, features shading. Equipment: 4 tentacles equipped with quadruple laser cannons, ring, core, halo, reinforced arms. Trivia: Owner of the Strider Camera Astro.

Male...? Probably. Personality: Think of a dog, but a bit violent. Rank: Unknown Appearance: Head on a toilet with laser-like eyes and a spider-like mouth. The camera head glows orange. The toilet is tilted forward. Equipment: 2 large cannons on the sides of the toilet, 3 massive mechanical legs. Trivia: Runs on its mechanical legs. The Duchess's pet (minion), and she seems to cherish it greatly. The psychopathic Duchess even held and worried over it when it was injured. The orange square focus on the camera is actually its eye. It can shed tears. Cannot speak (but screams). It is massive, over 1000m, so the Duchess rides it.

Male Personality: Almost emotionless (can speak but rarely does so out of choice) Rank: Slave Appearance: Body similar to a Titan Mutant with toilet and equipment on shoulders, only the head is different. The head is a movie camera. Equipment: Armor plating, core, small laser cannons on both sides of the movie camera head, small screen on top of the head, ring on the back, a square monitor that follows it everywhere, laser cannons on both arms. Trivia: The head was replaced by the Astros. The Duchess's minion.

Gender unknown, possibly non-binary. Personality: Almost emotionless (cannot speak) Rank: Soldier? Appearance: Camera-like body glowing yellow with 3 curved legs. Equipment: 2 laser cannons on the bottom, storage compartment on the top. Trivia: Like the Strider Camera, it is massive, over 1000m. Only two have been discovered so far, so it might not be mass-produced—if it were, they'd be impossible to beat. Can fire lasers from the camera lens. [Zeta is a jerk for making these without tentacles.]

Gender unknown, possibly non-binary. Personality: Somewhat beast-like Rank: Soldier? Appearance: Has 3 laser cannons that serve as heads, no arms. Equipment: 2 laser cannons, main head has small laser cannons on the sides, helmet, armor plating, wing-like armor plates, 2 reinforced mechanical legs. Trivia: Looks strong but is actually useless. Considered the second weakest here.

Gender unknown, possibly non-binary. Almost emotionless (meaning it doesn't speak) Rank: Soldier? Appearance: Circular body, black with a single red clock-like eye that looks furry. Equipment: Helmet, 2 mechanical arms with a white laser cannon on the left arm. Trivia: The smallest one here, but still mid-sized.