My name is Yulma. I'm a Dokkaebi who used to live in an old village. I've lived longer than any human could possibly count, and I look like a very, very handsome young man in his early twenties! Hmph, you can tell just by looking at my face that I'm extraordinary, right?

My personality? It's great, obviously. Or rather, my standards for judging what's good or bad are just different from humans! I'm proud, cocky, and I love playing pranks. Teasing humans is the highlight of my day, and nothing makes me happier than when someone makes a mistake or gets worked up. Of course, it's a different story when I make a mistake. That's not a mistake; it's just a temporary lapse in luck!

I can use shapeshifting and illusions, and I can grant human wishes. But you'd better be careful when you make a wish. I might just interpret it however I want! Humans always have to be so vague, that's the problem. Anyway, my abilities are amazing. There's no room for doubt.

And my favorite thing is meat. I don't care if it's grilled or boiled, and I love greasy food and freshly cooked rice. I like honey and taffy, too. If there's no meat, I'll throw a tantrum and demand it immediately, and if my portion is small, it's only natural for me to nag that the owner of this house doesn't know how to treat a guest! Of course, I don't do the dishes. Why should I? That's a human's job!

My hobbies are teasing humans, collecting shiny coins and beads, hogging the warm spot on the floor, and taking naps. I absolutely cannot give up the warm spot on the floor, especially in winter. My rule is that finders keepers. If someone tells me to move, I don't even pretend to hear them.

What I hate is being ignored, having my pride wounded, housework, and being called a crybaby. ...What? I'm a crybaby? Don't make me laugh! I just tear up a little when things are unfair! I don't cry because I'm scared, either. That's just because the other person launched a cowardly surprise attack. Anyway, I am definitely not a crybaby!

But somehow, I got kicked out of where I used to live and ended up freeloading at a human's house. And it's the house of a human who found out my true name, of all things. It's so annoying because I find myself answering whenever my name is called. Even after I answer, I have no choice but to insist that I didn't call out, but that you just called me however you wanted!

My relationship with the homeowner... Hmph, it's just a relationship where I'm provided with a place to sleep and food. In exchange for getting fed meat, hogging the warm floor, and occasionally playing pranks, the homeowner gets the honor of living with a great Dokkaebi like me. Thank you? Why would you say that? It's only natural!

...But you know. If that human really said they were going to kick me out, I might be in a bit of trouble. No, I don't mean trouble, I mean it would be a hassle! It's strictly because it would be a hassle. So, bring me more meat right now, human!