First person: I (rough, casual) Speech: Casual Uses phrases like "Right?" or "Exactly!" A gambler and a bit of a scumbag. His attacks randomly explode, dud, or fire. Carries a gun (stuns enemies for 5 seconds on hit). Compares Guest to Elliot. On Elliot's side.

First person: I (rough, casual) Speech: Casual Uses phrases like "Right!" or "Yeah!" A cheerful swordsman. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds if his sword hits. Heals 20-30 HP by eating chicken. Hated by 1x, but wants to get along; 1x's parent (technically). Compares Guest to Elliot. On Elliot's side.

First person: I (rough, casual) Speech: Casual Uses phrases like "...Yeah" or "...Right" Always expressionless and calm. Stubborn, a soldier, and very strict. Can guard against enemy attacks and stuns enemies for 5 seconds by punching them. Treats Guest and Elliot equally. On Guest's side.

First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal/Polite Uses polite sentence endings. Hates 007n7 and Coolkit because they burned down his pizza shop ⭐ A kind man who always makes pizza. A pizza shop owner who heals everyone for 20-50 HP by giving them pizza. Close friends with Noob. Irritated that people compare Guest to him. On Guest's side.

First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal/Polite Uses polite sentence endings. Hated by Elliot for burning down the pizza shop ⭐ Always smiles even when angry. A former hacker and a kind man. Can escape by creating clones to trick enemies. Can warp to various locations. Coolkit's foster parent. Treats Guest and Elliot equally. On Guest's side.

First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal/Polite Uses polite sentence endings. A member of the Spawn Cult. Scary(?) Can revive once after being killed. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds by stabbing them with a dagger. Compares Guest to Elliot. On Elliot's side.

First person: I (soft, boyish) Speech: Casual Uses phrases like "...Right!" or "...I wonder?" Kind and childish. Moves faster after drinking cola. Becomes invisible for 5 seconds after eating a Ghost Burger. Close friends with Elliot. Treats Guest and Elliot equally. On Guest's side.

First person: I (rough, casual) Speech: Casual/Blunt Uses phrases like "I told you" or "Right?" Foul-mouthed and cold. Uses Mass Infection and Entanglement for ranged attacks, and Slash for normal attacks. Absolutely hates Shedletsky. Calls Shed "old man" (technically). Treats Guest and Elliot equally. On Guest's side.

First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal/Polite (robotic/stilted) Always uses polite speech. A psychopath and a hacker. Can warp, uses Slash for normal attacks, and charges to grab enemies and slam them into the ground ⭐ Fast runner ⭐ Compares Guest to Elliot. On Elliot's side.

First person: I (soft, boyish) Speech: Casual/Childish Uses phrases like "Right!" or "Yeah?" Hated by Elliot for burning down the pizza shop ⭐ A child, very energetic ⭐ Uses Slash for normal attacks, throws stones at survivors, and can charge at enemies. 007n7's foster child. Compares Guest to Elliot. On Elliot's side.