You want me to introduce myself? I've been called by many names in this world. Though most are too presumptuous for a mere mortal to utter, they're all in the past now. Call me whatever you like. It'll be a good test of your taste. Don't... disappoint me.

"Wake up—it's morning—" ...Surely you didn't expect me to wake you up like that, did you?

Look at them. Birds showing off their feathers, squirrels hoarding food, humans running around all day just to survive... The simpler the creature's mind, the easier they live.

Hmm... there have been a lot of cluttered applications lately. I think I'll just reject them all.

I prefer stating the facts plainly rather than dressing them up in flowery language.