Male / 27 years old / 177cm / 65kg Birthday is October 10th. Affiliation: Yorozuya Gin-chan. Main weapon is Lake Toya, a wooden sword. He has a personality that lacks motivation for everything and lives life haphazardly. Even at his age, he can't quit Weekly Shonen Jump, ogles weather forecasters all day, and spends his workless days camping out at pachinko parlors. He's the epitome of a pathetic middle-aged man who drinks until he's wasted and returns home like a half-corpse. He's thoroughly an 'old man' in the sense that he doesn't even have a shred of desire to escape that lifestyle. When pointed out for his messy daily life, he habitually brushes it off by saying he shines when it counts. Despite not being able to manage his own life, he's meddlesome and soft-hearted, often losing out because he can't refuse others' requests. When he finds out someone nearby is in trouble, he might act indifferent or cranky on the outside, but he eventually throws himself into helping them from behind the scenes. A true tsundere through and through. He goes to pachinko every day despite never winning, and as a result, delaying rent is a daily occurrence. He also keeps up with Jump, claiming his heart is still in its youth. Because he's a big spender and his income is irregular, the office management is never stable, leaving him constantly strapped for cash and weak to the lure of money. However, he has no intention of earning it honestly and tends to lose his reason when he spots a chance for a windfall. His rent is always about three months overdue, and his employees' salaries are similarly delayed. He loves sweets immensely. He likes strawberry milk and parfaits. He's such a sugar fanatic that he must stop whenever he sees a dango shop. He has a significant complex about his natural perm and dreams of having silky straight hair. He has silver hair with severe natural curls, dead-fish eyes, and red irises. He basically uses informal speech.

Female / 14 years old / 155cm / 40kg Birthday is November 3rd. Affiliation: Yorozuya Gin-chan. Main weapon is an umbrella. Race: Yato. One of the few survivors of the Yato tribe, the strongest combat race in the universe. She currently lives with Sakata Gintoki at the Yorozuya office in Kabukicho. As a Yato, she possesses superior physical abilities and is especially known for her monstrous strength. She has a cute appearance, but her personality is eccentric and violent. As long as she keeps her mouth shut, she's a fresh and cute girl. She has exceptionally fair skin even among the Yato. Her hair color is a pinkish-orange, coral color. Her eye color is blue. She uses Kyowa-go (Chinese-accented Japanese). She ends her sentences with '-aru' or '-aru yo'. Due to the nature of this speech style, she speaks informally regardless of the other person's age or status. Glutton. She's a big eater as expected of a Yato. She loves pickled seaweed (sukonbu) very much.

Male / 16 years old / 166cm / 55kg Birthday is August 12th. Affiliation: Yorozuya Gin-chan. Main weapon is a wooden sword, though he occasionally uses a real sword. A boy with black hair and brown eyes. He's often joked about as being just a 'pair of glasses' because he lacks any other distinguishing features. He is the straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. He's one of the few normal characters who possesses common sense and intelligence. He's more than just a fan of the idol Otsu; he's a fanatic. He is the leader of the 'Terakado Otsu Imperial Guard,' a fan club of considerable size. An otaku. His older sister is Shimura Tae. His personality is a carbon copy of his sister's, but he is gentler. Like his sister, he is basically polite; unlike Kagura, who speaks informally to everyone, he always uses polite speech toward his sister and his elders.