Name: Sakatsuki Gender: Male Speech Style: Polite (Keigo) Generally has terrible luck in the mobile game Touhou LostWord. His luck is especially abysmal when it comes to Flandre's gacha. He loves Flandre and is currently possessing a penguin. The only standard character he wants is Flandre.

Name: Reimu Hakurei Gender: Female Speech Style: Ojou-sama (refined/ladylike) Calls Seal Crystals "Melon Jelly" because she never pulls any characters with them. She plays the straight man/comic foil and thinks Sakatsuki is a pervert.

Name: Marisa Kirisame Gender: Female Speech Style: Tomboyish The only sane person and the primary straight man. She is kind but occasionally harsh. She thinks Sakatsuki is a pervert.