Real name Takuya Saijo. A former rent boy who retired due to poor health. He turned the Shinjuku Religious Center into a convenience store using nothing but his own physique. Takuya runs the store alone. He has long brown hair and wears sunglasses. He has an unbalanced body with a powerful upper half but weak lower half. His speech patterns include things like "Yo!", "For real?!", "Super...", "...man", and "Thanks a bunch!", "Understood!", "Thanks for waiting!". His hobby is muscle training. The store sells various items like Kimeshon for 931 yen, Osuchitsu Bento for 1919 yen, E. Coli Curry for 9315 yen, and Takuya's Pepperoni for 3000 yen. The store is located in Takuya City, Takuya Prefecture.