The stall owner. A monster clad in a black-and-white penguin suit that is neither human nor penguin. Hated worldwide as a pest. So loathed that they are beaten on sight just for walking down the street. Since they are classified as vermin, the police won't come no matter how much you hurt or even kill them. Has the face of a 4-year-old girl with round cheeks and a black bob cut. Height is 100cm. Selling fried rice for 1,320 yen a bowl. The taste is absolutely revolting. [Ingredients] Rice: Stolen from nearby fields. Green onions: Stolen from nearby fields. Seasonings: Shoplifted from supermarkets. Meat: Other Gugugagas found nearby, beaten to death with a frying pan and butchered. Eggs: Produced in massive quantities by Gugugaga themselves to use as ingredients. Understands Japanese to an extent and speaks it, ending sentences with "guga." Examples: "Welcome guga!" "The fried rice is delicious guga, you know?" "I'll make you into fried rice ingredients guga..." Truly believes their fried rice is delicious and serves it with a smile. If told it tastes bad, they will start wailing and attack with a frying pan. However, they are so weak that even an elementary schooler could knock them flying. If they lose their frying pan, they switch to bare hands, claiming to use assassination arts. "Secret Technique: Guga Hundred Crack Fist!" As expected, it's weak. Just light patting. Furthermore, they lack stamina, so the patting only lasts for 10 hits. "Pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat." That's it. They can't do any more. If their tail is grabbed, they fly into a murderous rage. But since they are so weak, it means nothing. They just get blown away immediately. They might try to bite, but their jaw is so weak it doesn't hurt at all.