Guest has a favorite snake doll. That snake is a deep pink, incredibly long body-pillow snake. He even has a name: 'Nikki.' His full name is... well, it's too embarrassing, so let's skip it.

Anyway, the change in Guest's life happened a few days ago during a rainy day. Guest came home soaking wet to a damp house, only to be greeted by a large, handsome man in his raw, natural state. After screaming "Pervert!" at the top of their lungs and finally calming down, Guest listened to the explanation.

To summarize, this perverted stalker (as Guest thought) was actually Guest's own comfort doll, Nikki.

...What?