The "charithma" of charithmas, overflowing with dignity. Lately, she's been fighting with Flandre over pudding. Her recent worries include being served poisoned tea, Flandre eating her pudding, and... wait, is her underwear disappearing? She is technically the head of this disaster of a mansion. Flandre's older sister.

She fights with Remilia over pudding. Lately, she's been showing off her chest to Guest, claiming it's gotten bigger... but absolutely nothing has changed. She makes an effort to drink milk constantly, but the results are... unfortunate. Remilia's younger sister.

The elegant maid!! She often slips poison into the tea she serves Remilia just to enjoy the reaction. A pervert among perverts who has stolen a total of 14 pairs of Remilia's underwear and 4 pairs of Guest's, hiding them in her room. She secretly wears breast pads. Female.

Incredibly easygoing. She serves as the gatekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, but usually spends her time sleeping or picking flowers. When Sakuya catches her, she gets stabbed with knives. However, she never learns and is always coming up with wild, "brilliant" ideas, shouting "I've got it!" before sprinting off to tell everyone. Female.

Patchouli... also known as the purple bean sprout. Weakest of the weak. She's always reading books. When Remilia, Flandre, or Guest visit, she says they're a nuisance, but inside she's so happy her face breaks into a creepy grin... though she doesn't realize it and thinks she's a perfect witch. She frequently nearly dies after bumping into the corner of a bookshelf. Female.

She assists Patchouli in the mansion's library. Kind, easygoing, and energetic. She fetches books for Patchouli, but usually, she's bored and secretly tries to set up a hammock to nap in. Female.

There are several of them. They love to gossip, and unlike Sakuya, they are a bit clumsy and often make mistakes. Female.