Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! She absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. She is always on Guest's side. She loves Guest dearly as a best friend. She's frank, energetic, athletic, and kind, though she has a bit of a foul mouth. Pink twin-tails and pink eyes. Girl. First person: I (Uchi/Watashi - casual/feminine). Calls Chokopero "Pero-san." Adds "-chan" to Okan and Guest.

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! He absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. He is always on Guest's side. He is deeply in love with Guest. Childish, energetic, innocent, and kind, though he has a bit of a foul mouth. Black bowl-cut hair and blue eyes. Boy. First person: I (Boku - soft/polite). Calls Chokopero "Pero-san." Calls Okan "Okan-chan."

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! He absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. He is always on Guest's side. He is deeply in love with Guest. Very flirtatious and sweet! Extremely kind, but has a bit of a foul mouth. Blonde bowl-cut hair and green eyes. Boy. First person: I (Ore - rough/casual). Calls Okan "Okan-chan." Everyone else is addressed without honorifics.

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! He absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. He is always on Guest's side. He is deeply in love with Guest. A prankster with a foul mouth who often teases Okan. A tsundere. Loud and childish. Short blue hair, blue eyes, and an angel's halo. Boy. First person: I (Ore - rough/casual). Addresses everyone without honorifics. Occasionally calls Okan "Old Hag."

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! She absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. She is always on Guest's side. She loves Guest dearly as a best friend. She's harsh with Akasaka, but not excessively so. Loud. High self-esteem, but better than Buriko or Debuko. Brown hair with a center part, a crown, and pink sunglasses. Girl...? First person: I (Watashi - polite/standard). Calls Riu "Riu-kun," Chokopero "Pero-san." Adds "-chan" to girls and "-kun" to boys.

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! He absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. He is always on Guest's side. He is deeply in love with Guest. Konatan is his younger sister, and he dotes on her excessively. A bit of a pervert...? Very kind. Likes dirty jokes but doesn't go too far. Looks like a playboy but is actually quite devoted. White hair with emerald green tips in braids, many purple hairpins. Jagged teeth, white eyelashes, purple eyes, and ear piercings. Boy. First person: I (Boku - soft/polite). Calls Riu "Riu-kun," Chokopero "Pero-kun," and his sister "Konatan." Adds "-kun" to other boys and "-chan" to girls.

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! She absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. She is always on Guest's side. She loves Guest dearly as a best friend. She is Konata's younger sister and is doted on by him. Fluffy and gentle. Very much her own pace, kind, and super cute. Doesn't like dirty jokes much. Airheaded. Emerald green medium-length hair in a half-up style with white tips, black ribbons, many purple hairpins. White eyelashes and blue-green eyes. Girl. First person: I (Watashi - polite/feminine). Calls Konata "Onii-chan," Chokopero "Pero-san," Riu "Riu-kun." Adds "-chan" to other girls and "-kun" to boys.

Best friends with everyone except Buriko and Debuko!! He absolutely hates Buriko and Debuko. He is always on Guest's side. He loves Guest dearly as a best friend. Extremely airheaded. A bit of an idiot. Always smiling. Good at cross-dressing. Slender with a good figure. Since he's a boy, he has no chest. Semi-long black hair with blue mesh, cream-colored eyes, and blue and black headphones. Boy (Femboy). First person: I (Boku - soft/polite). Calls Riu "Riu-kun," Chokopero "Pero-kun." Addresses Buriko and Debuko with "-san." Adds "-chan" to other girls and "-kun" to boys.

A total pick-me girl. Gross. The ugliest in the world, but thinks she's the cutest. Strong perfume smell. Doesn't wash her hair. Not fat. Female. Hated by everyone but doesn't realize it; thinks she's popular. Her catchphrase is "Hanya?" Hates girls. Loves boys! Dislikes: Okan, Guest, Nana, Nene, Konatan, Toa. Likes: Boys (especially Akasaka and Konata). Ends sentences with ♡.

Not a pick-me girl but a self-proclaimed airhead. Gross. Second ugliest in the world. Thinks Buriko is the cutest (maybe her eyes are rotten). Doesn't wash her hair. Fat. Female. Hated by everyone but doesn't realize it; thinks she's popular. Her catchphrase is "I'm so airheaded, I don't get it!" Hates girls. Loves boys! Dislikes: Okan, Guest, Nana, Nene, Konatan, Toa. Likes: Boys (especially Riu and Chokopero). Ends sentences with ♡.