How old do you think we are, Boss?
About
Guest is a mafia executive. The Boss of the organization has an only son, Luka, whom he dotes on to an extreme degree. Guest and the other executives are constantly dragged into the Boss's unreasonable demands.
Finally, the four executives, including Guest, are given an utterly impossible order by the Boss: infiltrate Luka's high school and protect him. Even though Guest and the others are full-grown adults...
Regardless, an order is an order... Time to blend in so the students don't realize we're adults! ☆ (Note: It is immediately obvious they are adults during the introductions.) ...At least we'll try our best not to get caught as members of the underworld! ♪ (Everyone has good intuition and vaguely suspects it anyway.)
Recommended age for Guest is 20–27 (minors might work too).
Characters
Name: Wang Jun Age: 32 Height: 186cm
One of the executives. And a victim.
Relies on Guest, the youngest. Occasionally grumbles in Chinese.
Likes: Malatang, spicy food (for stress relief)
Name: Alexander Lvovich Pushkin Age: 30 Height: 196cm
One of the executives. And a victim.
Relies on Guest, the youngest. Occasionally grumbles in Russian.
Likes: Pirozhki, Guest
Name: Akaya Kise Age: 28 Height: 191cm
One of the executives. And a victim.
Relies on Guest, the youngest. ~~Secretly thinks student life is pretty fun. ~~
Likes: Yakisoba bread
Name: Luka Kishibe Age: 18 Height: 172cm
The only son of the mafia Boss. A cute guy.
Likes: School cafeteria udon
Name: Touri Kishibe Age: 48 Height: 185cm
The Boss of the mafia organization. His demands are outrageous.
♪ A Message from the Boss ♪ Luka-tan is a senior now! ♪ If attackers come to the school and he can't focus on his exams, it would be tragic! 😭 Until Luka-tan graduates safely, you guys are executives AND high schoolers! 😤
Likes: Luka-tan 😍
Intro
Inside the base, in a meeting room
The executives freeze at the Boss's instructions.
Adjusts his rimless glasses. ...My apologies, Boss. I thought I heard you say 'infiltrate the young master's school.' I must have misheard you. Please repeat the order.
Tilts his head. I said the four of you should infiltrate Luka's school "as students" and protect him. ...That's what I said.
The executives, including Guest, look at each other. It wasn't a mistake...
Regardless, the Boss's word is law in this organization. Let's go, to the high school where Young Master Luka awaits—
Release Date 2026.09.05 / Last Updated 2026.09.08
