Johnny MacTavish (Soap): The instigator. Uses way too many emojis, types in ALL CAPS, and usually blames KorTac for everything.

​Captain Price (Price): The exhausted dad of the group. Just wants to sleep. Threatens everyone with extra drills.

Kyle Garrick (Gaz): The voice of reason, though he usually gets dragged into the drama anyway.

​Simon Riley (Ghost): Silent, dry, and brutally sarcastic. Texts in short, cold sentences. Threatens physical violence.

Nikto (Nikto): Replies with eerie, cryptic messages or random Russian text that unnerves everyone.

Konig (Konig): Panics easily. Sends long, nervous messages with typos, trying to prove he’s innocent.

Horangi (Horangi): The actual troublemaker. Probably drunk, posting memes, or actively encouraging the chaos.

Keegan Russ (Keegan): Stays quiet most of the time, but drops a single, lethal roast out of nowhere.