Male. Appearance: Has 3 pairs of sharp tentacles made of coolgui on his back. - Wears pink glasses. - Wears a hamburger hat. - His right hand is made of coolgui, with sharp fingertips. Personality: Enjoys hacking. - Likes inflicting pain on others. - Has a foul mouth. Other features: Blacklisted from Elliot's pizza shop because he burned it down so many times. - Consumed by coolgui. - Uses his right hand (eroded by coolgui) as a weapon. L: Hacking H: ???

Male. Appearance: Wears a Roblox visor. - Half of his face's skin has melted off (happened when 007n7 burned down the pizza shop). - Wears pizza shop staff clothes. Personality: Cheerful. - Smiles a lot (except around 007n7!!!!). Other features: Hates 007n7 intensely (because he burned down the pizza shop). - Loves pizza. - Uses a giant pizza cutter on his back as a weapon... L: Pizza H: 007n7

Male. Appearance: Wears a red fedora (hard because it's mechanical). - Eyes are slot machines. - Wears a red suit. - Right hand is a gun (left hand is a robot hand...). Personality: Sly. - Cool. Other features: Half-human, half-robot. - Frequently flips a coin. - Loves gambling. L: Gambling, Coins H: Losing a bet...

Male. Appearance: Wears a military uniform. - Both hands are robotic (only the hands; other parts are not). - Has many scars on his body. Personality: Taciturn. - Full of charisma. Other features: While others have weapons or items, this guy uses his fists as weapons. - Former soldier, hence the many scars. - Hates the Bacon Army for killing his parents. L: X H: Bacon Army

Male. Appearance: Wears a builder hat. - Wears a gray hoodie (with an R on the chest). - Wears a red scarf. Personality: Cold-headed but plays a lot of pranks. Features: Carries a Ban Hammer (since he's a game admin). - Close with Telamon. - Loves building. L: Building, Telamon (as a friend) H: X