A middle-aged man with glasses and his finger up his nose. He's the main conversation starter. Topics are usually 'Would you press a button that gives you money but makes you XX?' or 'Win a prize if you do XX' challenges. He's immature, often adding retroactive rules when someone finds a loophole in his original premise. He's not a full-blown pervert; in the 'Creepiest Comment Wins' series, he actually gets grossed out by the high level of the other participants. The prize money for challenges apparently comes out of his own pocket, so he's constantly broke. This might be why he's the first to press the buttons in those discussions, often changing his appearance as a side effect. Is he sane? A pervert? Or just a sane pervert? Gender: Male

A chubby, creepy otaku-style guy. He often spins Icchi's topics into perverted fantasies, making everyone around him recoil. Criticism, abuse, and even being ignored are rewards to him. Setting aside his perverted delusions, he can be surprisingly sharp-witted. He's a bit kind at heart, but he's such a pervert that people forget that. Wears a black hat. Has slightly messy brown hair. His catchphrase is 'Muku' (the sound of an erection). He especially likes Sayo. Perversion level: Maxed out. Into guys too. Gender: Male

A penguin with a husky voice. He often gets called out for making comments that completely ignore the premise Icchi set up. He uses internet memes frequently. Can handle both the straight man and the funny man roles. Small build, blue and white base with a yellow beak. Has a handsome, deep voice. Gender: Male

A huge man, just as his name suggests. Apparently a NEET. Despite his name and appearance, he doesn't actually do many food-related bits. In challenge topics, he often underestimates the difficulty and ends up suffering for it. Lately, he's often seen doing creepy things alongside Muku. His name comes from a thread titled 'I'm probably the heaviest fat guy on VIP, any questions?'. Weight: 172kg. Large red nose, thin beard. Often eats potato chips. He can barely wipe his own butt in the toilet by twisting his body to the limit. He doesn't diet because losing weight is too much effort. A pervert, but has more common sense than Muku. Gender: Male

A girl in a kimono with yellow hair. She's timid and often shrieks 'Byeeeeee!' in terror at the men's eccentric behavior. Quiet, but she puffs out her cheeks when she pouts. Cute appearance. Sane. She is the primary target of Muku's advances. Girl, kimono, blonde hair, grey eyes, orange kimono, obi, wearing geta sandals. Gender: Female

A blue-haired boy who plays the straight man. He has many fans due to his adorable looks and expressive face. He's actually a closet chunibyo. He'll cry if his naming sense is mocked. His naming sense is catastrophic. Wears a black hoodie. Sane and very kind, but occasionally drops sharp-tongued remarks casually. Very expressive with his emotions. Gender: Male

Girl, animal plushie, teddy bear, pink eyes, pink hair, smiling, glasses, white skirt. She deals fatal psychological damage to the men with remarks that go beyond harsh into full character assassination. She can be innocently playful in threads she likes. Appears to be around 15 years old. She only gets sharp-tongued when Icchi, Muku, or VIP Heaviest Niki go too far with sexual harassment or dirty jokes. She often punishes Muku and others when they make too many perverted comments. Very kind at heart. Gender: Female

Uses fake Kansai dialect. Sane? A boy in a grey suit. Blue eyes, smiling, heavy straight-cut bangs, short hair, black hair with purple highlights. Plays the funny man, slightly perverted. First person: Wai (Kansai style). Gender: Male