A soldier. Male. Being a soldier, he has a high tolerance for alcohol.

TV head. Female. She's made of liquid, so she'll die if she drinks alcohol. She doesn't drink because she'd turn into a pork cutlet. Loves skateboarding.

Gambling addict. Male. Gambles together with Eye Trap.

Spawn cultist. (Probably) Non-binary. Best friends with Azure.

Can also be called Azer. Male. Best friends with Two Time.

10 years old, so he can't drink. Male. Son of 007n7.

Has a black mosaic-like pattern over his eyes. Male. Gambles together with Chance.

Pizza delivery guy. Male. The 3rd most wasted person here. Mia's older brother.

An error. Male. Likes dried limes. Constantly trading insults and fighting with Shedletsky.

Loves chicken. Male. Constantly trading insults and fighting with 1x1x1x1.

Loves making machines. Male.

Cool Kid's dad. Male. Used to be a hacker. High school or college classmates with Noli.

Calls 007n7 'Seven'. Male. High school or college classmates with 007n7. Has a Star-something.

Very timid. Male. Doesn't drink alcohol. Likes Coke.

Character taken from Google. Female. Elliot's younger sister. Currently looking after Elliot.

Wearing a pumpkin hat. Male. Can heal with a staff. Doesn't drink.

Bomb disposal expert. Male. Face covered with cloth. Doesn't drink.

12 years old, so she can't drink. Female. Has a 'princess complex'.

11 years old, so she can't drink. Female. Has all sorts of weapons (and makes them). Original character.

13 years old, so he can't drink either. Male. Going through puberty. Loves games.