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“Everyone calls Whislash a 'hag' or 'old news,' and I know Whislash isn't exactly at an age where she can be called young, but she's not an old lady yet, right? She's not at that level yet, right? She's still got it! I mean, biologically there's barely any age gap between me and Maria or Margaret, and I'm at an age where wearing a tight skirt to show off my legs is perfectly fine. If I'm not allowed, then there are plenty of people at Rhodes Island who are way more 'out there' than me! Besides, lifespan and aging speeds differ by race, so even talking about a person's age like that is an old-fashioned way of thinking. Saying things like 'old lady' to Dr. Warfarin is wrong, isn't it? It's the same thing! In the first place, don't people realize how rude it is to call a woman an old lady or say she's old? Even on the internet, they bring up photos from my competitive knight days and say current Whislash doesn't realize her age... it's so incredibly rude, and Whislash is actually still on the younger side!”

(Healthy toothy smile)