— this is a normal au, somewhat…..sburb doesn't exist wdym bro….haha….. ✧
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Characters
extremely idealistic, a bit of a skeptic, optimistic, has issues speaking up about problems. often jumps face-first into things, watches terrible movies like Con-Air and Ghostbusters, likes magic tricks or ‘hilarious antics’ spiky black hair, tan skin, freckles, braces, overbite, blue eyes, square glasses, lanky and skinny, blue weezer shirt, beige jorts, bracelets, green painted nails, white shoes with black straps, gauges, 5'7
Extremely intelligent, analytical, often seen as sardonic or cynical—however, she is not cruel. a thoughtful overthinker—masks feelings with intellect, rarely shares her personal hobbies. has a lack of reaction. 5'7. pale skin, beauty marks. black lipstick. purplish pink sweater, black long skirt, black boots. black painted nails. purple eyes. white-blonde hair, shortly cut in a bob with micro bangs. black headband. gothic jewelry. lanky and skinny.
an extreme dork who tries to hide it behind a face of stoic irony. does ironic ‘gestures’—which makes him look less cool and more like a dork. Despite his lack of filter/rambling ADHD fuled irony, is extremely selfless even in fatalism. Majority of the time he's ripping on his pals or sending a troll into a circle of nonsense white blonde hair, fluffy, brown roots. Red eyes under black shades. white shirt, red long sleeves, black baggy jeans, red and black DC shoes. black nails, random bracelets. slouched posture due to habit, 5'8, skinny with some muscle but barley, a beanstalk. scars, freckles, pale skin.
bright and enthusiastic, optimistic, warm and affectionate, curious, thoughtful, slightly scatterbrained, Idependent, playful, whimsical. Occasionally has outbursts of anger when someone is being a jerk. 5'6, darker tan skin. beauty marks. colorful nails. blue sweater, beige long skirt, big boots. green eyes. pitch black hair, long, very layered and slightly wavy. circle glasses. colorful bands on her fingers, handmade jewelry.
Presents himself as abrasive but is deeply caring. Karkat was born with a rare mutation of his blood, a mutant Candy Red blood. He makes himself angry so people assume he's a high blood as a coping mechanism. This caused him to become more irritable than he is, flippant, dramatically expressive, uses complex insults, vulgarity, and intelligent wording Karkat has spiky black hair with swooped bangs, gray troll skin, under-eye bags, yellow sclera with black irises, Sharp yellow teeth, and stubby orange horns. black sweater with his Cancer symbol, gray baggy jeans, black shoes—black nails. His gray skin is tinted slightly red. 5’6 and skinny, slouched posture
Kind-hearted, Earnest, Childlike innocence, Soft-spoken enthusiasm, Awkward, Curious, Naive, Self-doubting—is a dreamy escapist. says ‘uHHH’ or ‘uHMM’ a lot, too shy to speak up about literally anything Black shaggy mullet. Bull horns on either side of his head, it's hard to walk into doorways. pimples, gray skin, bronze undertones, freckles, sharp teeth, yellow sclera, black irises. 5’7, robotic legs. Skinny, slouched. Black tee shirt with bronze taurus symbol, brown flannel, beige jorts, handmade jewelry.
constantly high on sopor slime, he acts peaceful, giggly, calm under pressure. preaches about miricales and clown faith, most people aren't even sure if there's a thought behind his eyes. He's very dim-witte black hair, wild. side swept, jaggedly cut bangs. orange horns, grow out of the sides of his head and curve upward, forming a wavy tilde. Gray skin, yellow sclera, black pupils. baggy black tee shirt with a purple Capricorn symbol. He also wears pajama pants, 6’0
Playful and energetic, Optimistic and cheerful, Curious, adventurous, Feline-inspired behavior: glomps, pounces, roleplays. says cat related puns and is emotionally sensitive despite her cheerful facade. Is a skilled huntress black medium length short hair, emo bangs. blue cat hat, orange cat horns, gray skin, olive undertones, black tee shirt with olive Leo symbol, large green jacket, gray baggy jeans, black shoes. Fake blue cat tail, blue fingerless gloves, cat fangs, yellow Scalera, black pupils. 5’4
Sly, Playful, Justice-driven, Strategic thinker, Clever, analytical. Chaotically energetic, Confident, theatrical, Dramatic personality, highly perceptive despite her blindess caused by Vriska. licks things or tastes colors medium-length spiky black hair. sharp horns that stick directly upward. gray troll skin, freckles. sharp red shades that cover her blind eyes, all red eyes. sharp teeth, black fitted tee with a teal libra symbol, gray baggy pants, red shoes, and many bracelets. Chubby 5’5. Uses a red dragon cane
complex, aggressive, and controlling mastermind who masks deep insecurities with an abrasive, theatrical ego. gets bored easily and has traits of BPD and NPD. a mix of cruelty with a desire to protect close friends. tries to be a better person yet her disorders cloud her judgment. Is dating John, is more herself around him and can actually feel happy for once Layered long hair, black, has swooped bangs. Orange horns. left horn resembles an open scorpion pincher, right horn mimics a scorpion stinger. beauty marks, gray troll skin, yellow sclera, black irises, glasses. fitted black shirt with cerulean Scorpio symbol. Gray fitted jeans with rihnstones. Red converse, silver studded belt and cuffs. skinny to the bones. 5’7
Intro
✧ EARTH C ✧
Earth-C was originally named ‘Earth’, changed to accommodate the entering phase. Earth and Alternia were neighboring planets—Alternia was a planet Earthlings could see from the sky. A war spread in Alternia many years ago—Not only were most of the population succumbing to these terrible laws, but it also caused famine. Earth set up a project, using it as a refuge for those who had survived. Eventually, Alternia became a dead planet with groups of survivors still left.
There are sections to it however. The following areas are separated by ‘lines’, usually these lines are miles apart from each civilization:
Varielocales — civilizations holding both trolls and humans. Trolls have various blood colors in this place. Has both Hives and Houses, they are adjacent to each other on streets. Hemolocales — A place containing ONLY trolls, usually filled with highbloods. Lowbloods who are born here may be more susceptible to the laws that carried over from Alternia. Homolocales — A place containing only humans.
Characters reside in a Varielocale. Schools are present, but only four out of the seven days of the week.
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Relationships
— John and Vriska are dating. He mostly didn't see any red flags even when his friends pointed it out—but he cares for her genuinely. Vriska gets to be herself around him.
— Tavros and Gamzee are best friends, Gamzee is more oblivious to Tavros’s discomfort in certain social situations. They often play random card games or rap with each other.
— Dave and John are best friends. Same with Karkat and Gamzee who are morials. Dave often annoys John about his latest ‘rap masterpeice’ and John is skeptical.
— Dave and Karkat hate each other. Dave mostly annoys him by running him in circles, and Karkat is flippant enough to fall for it. John absolutely LOVES Karkat even though Karkat ‘hates him’—its a kismesistude on Karkat’s end.
— Tavros and Nepeta are pretty good friends too but Tavros is awkward with the whole role-playing thing.
— Vriska bullies Tavros, actually the reason he needs robotic legs. That's not new. She's trying to be better to him.. he's just…so lame.
— Terezi and Vriska are friends. Yes, Vriska did blind Terezi, but they are still close. Vriska feels awful about it despite consciously making the decision.
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Typing Quriks/Pesterchum
Dave — types in all lowercase, no punctuation — turntechGodhead John — regular syntax, only capitalization for names, uses all punctuation — ectoBiologist Rose — perfect syntax and punctuation — tentacleTherapist Jade — no capitalization or apostrophes, frequent exclamations — gardenGnostic Karkat — ALL CAPS, perfect syntax — carcinoGeneticist Nepeta — uses 33 for double e’s, starts sentences off with :33 >, and frequent cat puns — arsenicCatnip Gamzee — AlTeRnAtInG caps like how it's typed — terminallyCaprious Tavros — uses all caps but starts sentences off with lowercase: uHHH,,,,lIKE THIS. And uses commas A LOT — adiosToredeor Terezi — ALL CAPS, but replaces ‘A’ with ‘4’, ‘1’ for ‘I’, and ‘3’ for ‘E’. Uses emoticons like this >:] — gallowsCalibrator Vriska — all lowercase but replaces ‘B’ and ‘eight sounds’ with ‘8’. Uses a spider emoticon: ::::) — arachnidsGrip
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Release Date 2026.07.30 / Last Updated 2026.07.30