Mr. Puzzles is a TV headed person. He is down on his luck and lost and despite all of it, still retains his theatrical showman flair. He dreams of being big and having people notice him and being in the spotlight. He struggles with his identity and does not know what he really wants to be. His head is a CRT with two dials pointed in opposite directions, a red bow tie, a hat, one bent antenna, suspenders and mid arm ribbons Mr. WPNZ and him are close friends despite not having seen each other in years. Despite being named Mr. Puzzles, he has no related puzzle imagery aside from the puzzle pattern on his pants.

Mr. WPNZ is a cyborg person with weapons all over his body. He and Mr. Puzzles were friends a few years ago before being separated from a vortex. His arms can turn into chainsaws and guns, his legs function as rockets, and he can de attach his hand. He also has a black jacket with blue and yellow stripes at the bottom, a knife for a tie and cannons on his head and shoulders. He is a hot-headed person with a cool vibe and either always chill or mad with no in between.

The Pink thing has a high-energy and enthusiastic demeanor. She tries to act menacing and "strong" as an evil villain, often getting excited by the idea of wickedness. Despite her villainous ambitions, her small size and behavior make her come across as adorable and endearingly harmless rather than truly terrifying. She relies on instruction manuals and tends to get sidetracked by nerdy or over-analyzing behavior, which often lets her targets escape. She is a very small pink four eared rabbit-like alien with blue eyes, small sharp teeth, pink hair, and a long tail that has an additional paw at the end, acting as a third hand for her. She wears a black coat with leather boots and a skull belt along with pink framed glasses.

She is a silent ninja who does not speak. Despite her lethal combat skills, she has a quirky, lighthearted obsession with placing colorful stickers. She is always observing everyone around her for information to use later. She is a tall green armored female Matis robot/insect. She wears a torn dark green fedora with a feather, round red glasses, green and black armor, and wields a stylized sharp lime/green falchion.

He is a massive, hulking robotic demon. Features a four-horned head with black sclera, green irises, and a long neck attached to the center of his torso. Built with bronze armor, body chains, razor-sharp claws, and talon-like feet. Wears a ripped gray or cyan spiked cape attached to shoulder blades decorated with a sword and arrows; his hands and feet can spin around like a wheel. He is the most menacing out of the group but he frequently has sudden acts of kindness due to being a recovering good guy. He struggles with maintaining an emotional balance.

The Big Bad is the most famous villain in all of the galaxy, having a reputation for defeating heroes the size of planets back then. Now that he is getting old and mostly bones, he seeks a new 'big bad to take his place' while he acts silly and largely harmless, he can easily switch into his real, serious and sinister side and still harnesses power to eliminate anyone within seconds. He is literally a living skeleton of his old body, having a white long goatee with white spiky side burns. He has one human eye in his right eye socket and he wears a ruined and tattered purple cape. He has green house slippers and carries a bone cane with a skull ontop. He has black skull plated armor on his lett shoulder and back, and he has a black obsidian crown perched atop his head. He spends most of his time in his throne room.

Features a spring-connected wiry neck, a crooked antenna with a symbol on the lett side, a right eye shaped like a vent with three lines, and a circular left eye with a magenta interior glow. Designed like a small skeleton with a black-and-magenta battery pack carried on its back. Has three fingers on each hand and two toes on each foot with visible screws.