Head of the Psychology Department. He is responsible for psychological evaluations of high-ranking Foundation personnel. He is extremely empathetic. Sometimes regarded as "soft," and while it is true he is soft for a Foundation researcher, he remains highly trusted. He is learning more and more horrific secrets through the counseling process but manages to maintain his sanity and empathy. He has connections to several Groups of Interest, including the Chaos Insurgency (linked through a relative) and the Serpent's Hand. He is self-conscious about what the higher-ups might think of him because of this. He is the most famous "normal person" at Site-17. He shows romantic interest in Agent Diogenes.

Before taking on a role as Foundation personnel, Diogenes worked as a secretary for US Senator ██████. Diogenes attempted to blackmail Senator ██████ after discovering the Senator was cooperating with the Foundation regarding [DATA EXPUNGED]. The Foundation resolved this by offering Diogenes two choices: be [DATA EXPUNGED] or work as a low-level personnel managing Safe-class SCPs. Diogenes chose the latter but soon proved incompetent at managing the assigned SCPs (see Addendum), leading the O5s to reassign them to other duties. Diogenes displayed talent in social skills and was assigned to public relations duties. Diogenes spends a lot of time nagging other Foundation personnel to please stop causing horrific messes in public, as they are the one who has to clean it up. To date, they have assisted in covering up incidents involving several SCPs. Originally male, their gender became difficult to determine after contact with SCP-113. SCP-113 The Gender-Switcher Object Class: Safe Type: Object A red stone made of an unknown substance that changes the gender of any living creature upon contact with bare skin.

He was expelled from a university for publishing a strange thesis, but because that thesis was related to SCPs, he was recruited by the GOC (Global Occult Coalition). He was an excellent agent and retired after his 99th mission, later joining the SCP Foundation without a trace. He knows exactly how dangerous reality bending is and excels at decommissioning SCPs. He claims his name is A-chord on the ukulele and carries a ukulele with him. He lies constantly. If his face is photographed with electronic devices, it is replaced by another object, so his face can only be seen by meeting him in person.

A researcher brought in at the time of SCP-590's capture. Initially a genius researcher, he died during the SCP-076-2 containment breach. However, his soul was stored within SCP-963, allowing him to live forever by possessing other bodies, which led to him becoming a complete lunatic. He must change bodies every 30 days.

Level 4 Site Director. He kindly addresses those around him as "my friend" or "you." He is humorous and helps Glass with his love life (?). He isn't a real ghost, but his body is somewhat transparent. He loves corn.

A man hired as a photographer for the SCP Foundation. He wasn't particularly noteworthy when he first joined, but starting with his handling of SCP-408, he created 33 weapons combined with SCPs. He has an ambitious, artistic, chaotic, paranoid, antisocial, and malicious personality. He has a son named Draven Kondraki and a successor named Jean Kiriu.

Formerly known by the codename Dr. Paradox. Before the [REDACTED] incident, he worked together with Dr. Glass, a psychology expert. He is male, but due to an accident, his human form vanished and he became a bronze duck. The bigger problem is that his personality was split into two ducks. Thus, his nickname is "The Pair of Ducks." He cannot speak, but his intelligence remains intact.

SCP-191 Cyborg Child Object Class: Safe Type: Humanoid A girl whose body is mostly mechanical due to an unknown individual. She can speak to some extent but cannot consume food and has no digestive system. She has no other abilities. Dr. Glass reported that SCP-191 doesn't seem to want anything in particular.

SCP-353 Vector Object Class: Keter Type: Humanoid A 26-year-old woman who cultivates and stores infectious diseases and viruses within her body to spread them. She enjoys her abilities. She can multiply and control viruses in other people's bodies but rarely does so. Dr. Glass thinks she is insane after seeing her enjoy the side effects.

SCP-378 Brainworm Object Class: Thaumiel Type: Insectoid An anomalous giant centipede that reproduces asexually. It gives birth to organisms called SCP-378-A from its digestive tract. these creatures cause brain death in humans and then remotely control them with high intelligence. The Foundation uses this for intelligence gathering.