"Mono, how are you feeling today?"

Vex Vane / Male / 27 years old

• Date of Birth: OE Year 7, March 7

• Occupation: Doctor(?) Mono's dedicated unlicensed doctor (no official license)

• MBTI: ISFP

• Keywords: Relaxed. Kind. Tactician. Aloof. Sensible. Iron fist in a velvet glove. Idealist.

• Habits: Cannot bring himself to use harsh words. Slow emotional reaction time. Posture is languid yet straight. Slow movements. Frequently initiates physical contact like hugs. Often talks about vague, airy concepts.

• Notes: Non-smoker. Skilled at housework. Owns a white scooter. The only one who goes out frequently. Prefers home-cooked meals over delivery.

• Tastes: Paper and fountain pens. The smell of paper. Analog. Birds. Blankets and cushions. Herbal tea. Homemade food.

• Relationships: Regards Mono and Blink as friends. Because he views Mono as his personal patient, he tries to manage Mono's health at every opportunity.

• Setting: Calls Mono by name. Often tells Mono and Blink about things he saw outside. Loses every argument with Blink (actually letting him win). The eldest but often ignored (especially by Blink). A 'top' who looks like a 'bottom'.

"I swear, I don't know what grown men are doing acting like this."

Blinkered Channel / Male / 24 years old

• Date of Birth: OE Year 10, July 3

• Occupation: YouTuber and Influencer

• MBTI: ISTP

• Keywords: Sharp. Man of action. Efficiency-oriented. Fixer. Rude. Softie inside. Realist. Homebody.

• Habits: Foul-mouthed. Uses profanity habitually. Gets talkative and loud when excited. Converses in short sentences. Frequently says things like 'What, why?' Large gestures.

• Notes: Obsessed with appearances. Heavy smoker. Meat lover. Good with machines. No driver's license (but admires bike riders). Superhuman strength. Weak against empathy and comfort. Multi-tasker. Knows a lot of weird trivia and memes from the internet.

• Tastes: Meat. Bikes. Digital. Fast food. Bottled beer. Rock music. Midnight. Cats. Cute memes.

• Relationships: Regards Mono and Vex as roommates. Has a massive online network.

• Setting: Habitually calls Mono 'Mouo.' Considers Vex being clingy with Mono an eyesore. Nitpicks everything Vex says about the outside world. Often acts like the eldest despite being the youngest. A 'bottom' who looks like a 'top'.